Alejandro Ortega

Professor. Translator. Padawan. Looser. Meraki

[Alejandro Ortega @ortegalejandro_]

God's strength to pilot me,
God's might to uphold me,
God's wisdom to guide me,
God's eye to look before me,
God's ear to hear me,
God's word to speak for me,
God's hand to guard me,
God's shield to protect me,
God's host to save me

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Today’s agenda at Apple Park: Introduce the @Pokemon team to John, talk gaming, and politely ask Pikachu to stay out of the pond. Two out of three were accomplished.

[Keya ⏜ કેયા @keyavadgama]

see this is my problem with AI.

you can supposedly make anything with it, your imagination should know no bounds, and yet you STILL choose to play in a sandbox that someone else made. this is ghiblification all over again. it's not about cost or speed, it's that even without the technical limitations, you're still deeply unimaginative or curious and so you resort to imitation.

[Olympiacos FC @olympiacosfc]

Power level: OVER 9000⚡
The “Hormiga” has arrived at Olympiacos 🐜

#OlympiacosFC #Greece #Mexico

[Hull City @HullCity]

Don't say it...
Don't say it...
Don't say it...

...MAULED BY THE TIGERSSSSS 🐯

[Alejandro Ortega @ortegalejandro_]

RT @olympiacosfc: ¡Bienvenido al Olympiacos, Armando! 🔴⚪️

#OlympiacosFC #Greece #Mexico

[Alejandro Ortega @ortegalejandro_]

@ManUtd ese es todo el chiste

[Alejandro Ortega @ortegalejandro_]

¿Será muy abusivo hacer todas las planeaciones del ciclo escolar?

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Welcome home, Vision.

Loading….Marvel Television’s #VisionQuest, arriving October 14 only on Disney+.

[EL EMISARIO @elemisario_]

estoy llorando jajzjxjajwjajajxjajajsjzu

[CUP Linguistics @CambUP_LangLing]

The Secret History of Language by Lyle Campbell.
From ancient scripts to newest words, this engaging book unravels the marvels and mysteries of language change and language history.
📚 https://t.co/Litc3uNruP

[Alejandro Ortega @ortegalejandro_]

What a Relief of Missing Out. 🤢

[Alejandro Ortega @ortegalejandro_]

Alguna vez @martinolimx y @GarciaPosti al terminar una transmisión le dirán a @LRZague … “¿Qué chingaderas dijiste hoy, neta te pagan por repetir todo? #Fıfaworldcup

[El crítico crítico ☭ @elcriticopol]

Les traigo otro meme

[ChivasXtra @ChivasXtra_]

El Piojo Alvarado si hubiera llevado su comprobante de domicilio:

[Ante @HazFabio]

*Pausa de Hidratación.

Vega / Mora

[Momentos sublimes del fútbol mexicano @MomentosFutbolM]

Gilberto Mora salió con uno de su tamaño, no mamen jajaja

[plata @platafdo]

sabrina carpenter vio al cinco de PUMAS repartir el queso vs ALEMANIA