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strongly opinionated college student // genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist

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@abhsolutelynot @WestsideLAGuy -600k tc

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just saw two viet dudes beefing, either way that’s a win-win situation

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@looksmaxxvc

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@aliuahma i hope the shower filter will save my teenage baldness

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@torgeirlysen seminar based or lecture based? i have the opportunity to only take one of two grad cs classes in the fall (one lecture one seminar) and am not sure which to take and which to audit

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@IbrahimS15 nah bro i was promised 60 billion 3 years ago trust

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@aliuahma weak imitation of the goat

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@stylishdawg #expand this so u can go on the date with the 10 instead

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@mishalgorithm what internship pays 300k lmfao

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@abhsolutelynot your job can be automated with a 200 dollar a month subscription, have some respect when you talk to a real engineer like me

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as an asian american i sometimes wonder whether the stuff they say about mainland asians being that much smarter is true. i want to study abroad in like Singapore but im afraid of getting shoved in a locker by dinesh who trained his whole life for this

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everyone i know seems to be into robotics now, all the chuds remain pure ML….. #noticing

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@saltwatersoph you know you’ve made it when underclassmen dm u on linkedin for advice

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@abhsolutelynot bro the kids shoving me in a locker are chinese indian and eastern european math sweats

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submitting papers as an undergrad and getting referred to as "Dr." is such a funny feeling

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“looking handsome” i think as i walk down the street to eat my 1200 calorie lunch filled with 10 grams of salt and miscellaneous bloatwear

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stone anyone who says “ball knowledge” to some YMCA ass rec league statement

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@FangYi11101 “harvard? the small liberal arts school down the road from MIT?”

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@206Hoops seattle is awesome, the only problem is the shitty weather and *sometimes* the homeless people. the city is awesome, great public transit, great wages, beautiful place in the summer, etc etc

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@Rheamund_ you see this 1/3rd of the year and the other 2/3rds its overcast and raining on your ass all day