Fernie 🌿

another action packed day at the BMI 17 production plant ˚ ༘ .˚🌱୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ ☾ biological minimalism diaryposting ☾ minors dni

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

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🍃millennial, mdni
🌱they call me ortho but that isn’t real
🌴5’9” bmi 17s
🌿diagnosed w nothing, suspects much
🌵lbmi 14.8

cardio, CA sober, animal babysitter, hiker, gamer, offgrid-ish, solarpunk, married, chalant, food denier

💚 & ♻️ ifb 18+

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

pickled grocery items are so stupid expensive for what they are. Ya need vinegar. Salt. Sugar. and the faintest breath of desire to make something, anything, if only to prove you exist. Some peppercorns too if you’re fancy

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@cleanteethvane 🙋‍♀️ that’s how & why I taught myself to cook. I’ll never want to be vegan again, but fond memories of rinsing the flour until it turned into seitan

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@cafeopen247 Anyone hating on this has got to be jealous, I wish so bad I came from a snuggly family

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This Pocky had melted together until it was a mono-pock, and I really almost told myself it was bad to waste it

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

how it feels to throw away food you don’t want instead of consuming it out of a false sense of obligation

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

just did a lot of math: 365cal apiece 🫠 I can think of a lot worse ways to use that amount though

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

v v proud of these millionaires shortbreads even tho the chocolate seized, also now I know why! I ate one, kept one for today, and husb took the rest away to his separate house-sit this morning. He gets me. If I lived alone, I’d never be able to bake that’d be so sad

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

yog bowl somehow weird AND boring at the same time. 0% fagé, raspberry jam, coconut, blackberries, Raisin Bran crunch. she contains multitudes

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@curvytryhard @hom0emo_ there are people been back like FOUR times now 😴 and it’s never anyone I’m dying to see again

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@salmonstergains missed this but you look amazing! Gunssss pew pew pew

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@ttattooedfairy benched by own body, the worst betrayal

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

It’s Global Running Day and I can’t go for a run 😫😣 I technically COULD but the clients are home for this ONE day, so it would be a bad look

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

It’s a sorting hat. people with political agendas like to switch it up like this for categorization, so that if you say it the old way they know you to be ‘bad’ and therefore they don’t have to listen to your perspective

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

Why is saying unhoused better than saying homeless? Who decided that saying homeless is no longer acceptable?

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

30s, 40s, tomato tomahto I think the real problem is even thinking there IS a ‘peak’ in one’s personal arc. You just keep improving forever, until you die. What else more important would I be doing?

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@blukittendoll 🫂🫂 a week ain’t nothin

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If I was a character on severance, my innie would be so confused. bc wdym this is my job. I just pet dog? Did I get off the elevator on the wrong floor

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@ijustloveteatbh Being seen trying is the punishable part. No one wants to see how the sausage is made

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@curvytryhard @hom0emo_ it’s getting predictable as hell but I’m still watching all stars 11 like it’s my duty🤠 I miss when fewer contestants had been to art school

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@Mourningdeww true to form, name & labeling are as truthful as most of our food products

[Fernie 🌿 @orthokibble]

@TiredAsEff It’s not like ‘if I get my steps I can have a treat’ it’s just ‘this exercise is happening anyway for myriad reasons, so f yeah I’m gonna have a cookie if I want’