Bryan

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[Covie @covie_93]

Why is it still green after they fenced it around to keep the vandals that were turning it green out?????

[Mid-Major Madness @mid_madness]

We’re losing recipes as a society

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[julia @juumelo_]

the men were so right watching sports and drinking beer has in fact healed me

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[TDAWG @tdawgsmitty]

After playing black ops 2 for 8 hours i can confirm one thing..

its not nostalgia, the games were just better

[Maoist Landlord™️ Simulator @fleshsimulator]

This page is gonna have a rough day soon

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

are we the cowboys of soccer? cause I feel like I’m watching the cowboys in the playoffs right now

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fun fact: The two U.S. goals in yesterday’s World Cup win were made possible by birthright citizenship and immigration.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Duck gliding through cherry blossom water

[hani @crucifynisis]

twitter search is fucking useless now

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

you'd never know from this framing that when he took office the deficit was $12.5 billion

[Mike🚀 @MD_H0U]

I promise not a soul in Texas cares ab the Angels

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Mi Jefe: Estás despedido.

*Pauso el partido de México vs Sudáfrica*

Yo: ¿Por qué?

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776