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[Osahon JP @osahonpi]

@VALOR231411 @BamaSaltyMarine Read it again bro. The husband is the man harassing his own wife because she works from home

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@boye4christ2006 Pele is the highest ever

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@Chello_AFC @Chefdoo95 What happened to Luis Figo?
Should we discount Ronaldo’s achievements in Real Madrid? Real Madrid was winning trophies before C. Ronaldo?

Argentina won World Cup in 1986 before Messi was born

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@Wizarab10 Pele has more goals

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@_AsiwajuLerry @flygodT Pele has the most goals in history

[Argentina World Cup Hub @WorldCupEra]

Breaking 🖲️: Lionel Messi fell down in training earlier today and was taken to the hospital and was discovered to have a disease known as THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

[Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo @ezekieldachomo0]

How did the kidnappers release the body of the late General to the Katsina state govt for burial? And how did the state govt know he died of diabetes and high BP without autopsy?

The vengeance of God is near

[Osahon JP @osahonpi]

@Femzyr1 How do you get double promotion as a contract staff in FBN? Your story does not add up

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@StaminaFitnes Yes

[Global Confidence @globalconfy]

Masturbation is literally: "I don't care how the rest of this week goes. I just need 5 seconds of relief right now."

And those 5 seconds cost you:
Clarity in prayer
Sensitivity to the Holy Spirit
How you see yourself

YOU NEED TO DESIRE TO STOP

[Dr Love Haroun❤️🩺 @Drweloveu]

1. My son, currently in 400 Level Medicine and Surgery scored 333 in JAMB but his name did not even APPEAR on the Admission List. I was later told by the Institution that, my son could be offered Micro Biology. I told the Registrar of the institution POINT BLANK that, "I have spent HUGELY (Several Millions of Naira) to get my Son to this Point of Entry (PoE) to become a Medical Doctor and not to become a Biology Teacher through her offer of Micro Biology. This Registrar was so MEAN. She simply told me, we are very sorry, Micro Biology is the BEST we can OFFER your son.
2. At this Juncture, I proceeded to JAMB Headquarters, Abuja to meet with Prof. Oloyede who swiftly asked for my son's JAMB details, punched these details into his laptop and everything concerning the university came up on his screen.

3. Prof. Oloyede said and I quote: "Dr. Muyiwa Kayode, please go back home and sleep with your two eyes closed. From what I am seeing on my screen, your son is No.3 on the List of Medicine and Surgery of this institution with a JAMB SCORE of 333 which comes behind two other JAMB scores of 348 & 334 respectively. Unfortunately, none of these chaps, including your Son (i.e JAMB Score 348, 334 and 333) made the Admission List"

4. Prof. Oloyede continued and I quote: "Dr. Muyiwa Kayode, in SANE countries, this Institution should have sent the College Driver with an official vehicle to go and fetch your son from Ekiti to campus having projected himself into the MERIT LIST of this Institution but unfortunately, the endemic corruption in these institutions will just not allow them to follow Due Process"

5. Right in my presence, Prof. Oloyede put a call through to the Vice Chancellor of this Institution, setting his phone on speaker and spoke angrily at the Vice Chancellor, lamenting on the endemic corruption under his nose as it concerns university admission. This Vice Chancellor apologized to Prof. Oloyede saying what has just happened must have been an ERROR of OVERSIGHT on the part of his Management Team & promised Prof. Oloyede that he will personally ensure the Error of Oversight is corrected.

6. Within 24 hrs of that conversation between Prof. Oloyede and the Vice Chancellor, my son checked the university's Admission Portal and discovered his name has been INCLUDED as Number Three on the admission list while the names of the other chaps that scored 348 & 334 also appeared on the admission list as Number One and Number Two respectively.

7. The good news in all of these is that, my son that would have been CRIMINALLY denied admission ab-initio now TOPS his class with a G.P.A of 4.85

This is neither Federal nor State government doing... Every sector of the economy in Nigeria is corrupt.

Photo: Prof Ishaq Oloyede, Registrar, Joint Admission and Matriculation Board ( JAMB )

[Osahon JP @osahonpi]

Thank you

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Last night U.S. forces, in coordination with the Armed Forces of Nigeria, killed Abu-Bilal al-Minuki and other ISIS leaders.

Back in November 2025, President Trump declared to the world that we will help protect Christians in Nigeria and instructed the Department of War to prepare for action. So, for months, we hunted this top ISIS leader in Nigeria who was killing Christians, and we killed him—and his entire posse.

In conjunction with Nigeria’s President, and at the direction of President Trump, U.S. Africa Command oversaw a precise operation to remove this terrorist.

Abu-Bilal al-Minuki was the senior ISIS General Directorate of Provinces Emir — the number two for ISIS globally — responsible for overseeing the planning of attacks, directing hostage-taking and managing financial operations. The removal of him and other ISIS personnel makes Americans safer by further degrading ISIS’s ability to plan and carry out attacks that threaten the U.S. homeland, American citizens, and innocent civilians.

Operations like last night’s demonstrate the exceptional lethality, patience and skill of U.S. forces, amplified alongside willing and capable partners, to address shared threats. This should serve as a reminder that we will hunt down those who wish to harm Americans or innocent Christians, wherever they are.

[Osahon JP @osahonpi]

@Guccistarboi Is it easy to buy a truck?

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@TheBeninBlogger My ears got blocked half way through

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@trending_news72 No

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@DavidFischer The Gospel according to John

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The world’s attention should be on Nigeria!

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

🚨 BREAKING: HOSTAGES FACE EXECUTION THREAT IN NIGERIA

Islamist militants in Nigeria who reportedly kidnapped 416 women and children just three days ago are now threatening to begin executions after accelerating their ultimatum.

[Osahon JP @osahonpi]

@Morris_Monye Outside the general agents that were present, agents are separately attached to the president and vice president. Agents assigned to VP would focus solely on VP in emergencies. I believe that the agents attached to Vance got to him first.

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@mediaablogg Nice one

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Mom reveals strategy to encourage her son to help with household chores:

"Here's our deal: he helps me and he can skip school on Saturdays and Sundays."
😂😂