Jonas

Never tell me the odds.

[Jonas @osamjo]

I am so grateful Access bank took all of us to prison before we joined. That tour really helped my life when I started sitting daily with cash of over 200m and somethings up to 500m.

[Ogochukwu ❤️ @TheEmmalez]

If you've ever visited a Nigerian prison, you probably view staying out of trouble as one of your civic obligations.

[Jonas @osamjo]

Because no man wants to be the ultimate provider and still be the one to do chores.

Once you remove the ultimate provider tag, men are generally ok with doing chores.

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

I've noticed a pattern with Nigerian men who are very traditional.

When they go abroad and marry a white woman, they quickly drop that traditional mentality and start doing household chores. They cook, clean, bathe the kids, and run errands.

Once they marry a Nigerian woman, they suddenly remember gender roles.

Why is that?

[Jonas @osamjo]

We will be there

[Bafana Bafana @BafanaBafana]

🇿🇦 Next match loading... ⌛️
⚽ Czechia vs Bafana Bafana
📅 Thursday, 18 June 2026
​🏟️ Atlanta Stadium, Georgia
🕕 Kick-off: 18:00 (SA Time)

#BafanaPride
#BafanaBafana
#FIFAWorldCup

[Jonas @osamjo]

@Millishield01 😂😂

[Jonas @osamjo]

I will pick the house.
I already have the passport.

[Millishield 01 🚘🌽🫑🌶🦈🐔 @Millishield01]

You can only pick one.

[Jonas @osamjo]

@GodstimeAtas @BethelPossible Everybody is trying to correct you but you are still arguing. The United States has large oil deposits across many states.

[Jonas @osamjo]

Lmao. Groundnut oil from beef? 😂😂😂

[Joel @MLSokoro]

This lady gets her cooking groundnut oil by extracting it from beef fat

Is this even healthy ? 😳

[Jonas @osamjo]

@NwokeOma_ Same thing happened to me. I had to explain the meaning to a colleague today in the office.

[Jonas @osamjo]

Foreigners are taking your jobs at home.
Please lose your next two matches so that you can rush back home and drive out the foreigners.

[Bafana Bafana @BafanaBafana]

It ends in defeat at Estadio Azteca, not the start we wanted. On to the next one

#BafanaPride
#FIFA

[Jonas @osamjo]

Not true

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

BREAKING: The Flag of Iran was not shown during the FIFA World Cup opening ceremony 😳

[Jonas @osamjo]

@Femi_OfMainland @olateeman The bench warrant was not approved by the senate.

[Jonas @osamjo]

@Femi_OfMainland This strategy works for me everytime

[Jonas @osamjo]

@Femi_OfMainland Since end of March

[Jonas @osamjo]

@Femi_OfMainland God forbid. I am Canadian

[Jonas @osamjo]

@ToxicTeaars I am not Muslim

[Jonas @osamjo]

Why are you using the Taliban regime as a standard ?

[Obasanjo @cent_haysmall]

Where is that stup!d fooool that said Islamic women enjoys more privileges than Yoruba women ?

[Jonas @osamjo]

@ToxicTeaars Talibans are Muslims. But banning women from education is not what Islam supports. Many Muslims have told us that.

[Jonas @osamjo]

@NatAkinola @cent_haysmall Tell me the teachings of Islam where it is forbidden for women to seek education

[Jonas @osamjo]

@cent_haysmall Does Islam teach what they are enforcing?

[Jonas @osamjo]

@lamibolzen Lmao. He does not have twins. And they don’t even live in the UK. One of his sons is a pastor.