Phoenix Unicorn

Everything I say here is hypothetical and about my boy. Not affiliated with the original owner of the account . Christian.

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

I am a god

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@timothyshow HEAVY ON THIS!
I’m hatewatching all tournament

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

Staged af.

*Is this boy not supposed to be a kidnap victim, why is he smiling like he knew it was a movie? Why are the boys stripped? If kidnappers (who also are likely to be r#p#ts) are going to strip anyone, you know who the first target will be.

*What is that kidnap suspect doing up in the ceiling? His hide is clearly not hidden (anymore), why still there until he was ‘shot’ at?

This is one thing I believe white people are better at. Faking. Trump stages his assassination attempts better than this.

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@aasiaaac You right lol

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

Lmao this is specific

[coded_bruh @codedbruhh]

You're afraid of tweeting your mind to impress a common 300L skank on twitter who gets beaten by her Pablo bf for not picking his calls.

After that he tells her to go the room and lie down naked for knacks.

Una too stupid for this twitter 😂.

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@aasiaaac You gotta at least take one day off from being a menace lol

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

Jordan Henderson is trash man

[La Liga Systems @janufooty]

Someone pointed out Dele Alli losing his shit at every single hoof and this video is now freshly rewatchable again, like I'm seeing it for the first time

[Anastasia🛡️⭕ @SportyStacey7]

Kidnappers dey carry victims go inside bush but dem rescue Adelabu's sister & twins inside 4 bedroom semi detached duplex😭

[Teen Sasuke. @JuiceWRLDkeeper]

You niggas run and talk to Jigga for a second opinion....

[thestop @thestoptv]

Im fine with "Make Them" replacing the timestamps.

[Teen Sasuke. @JuiceWRLDkeeper]

The truth.

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

Baggio was never the same after that penalty miss

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

They got Beyoncé’s mother telling us about locs 😂😂😂

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

When she starts becoming mean, it’s time to leave.

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@CaptainPHIgeria Same except Morocco. They’ll find support in towels

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@timothyshow @CaptainPHIgeria I don’t hate Arsenal. That does nothing for me. Only clubs I hate are Juventus, Barcelona and Liverpool in that order.
Arsenal fans though? Another story.

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@CaptainPHIgeria @timothyshow lol why does he hate Madrid?

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

Leao should start every world cup match on the bench please

[Phoenix Unicorn @Osas____]

@timothyshow Ahh you’re hip to their thievery?