Lo que cree la gente que diría Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar si volviese a la vida: “España cristiana y no musulmana”
Lo que diría en realidad: “Mucho me place de corazón el Final Fantasy VII”
Alternate History: Tibetan Buddhists take over the US in the 1992 elections lead by Jetsunma Ahkon Lhamo (Alyce Zeoli) and declares red white and blue Shambhala. Shortly after 9/11 all Mormons are skinned alive and turned into drums for no reason
I like Kliff, yeah he's dry and stoic but dude had his throat slit, lost everything and STILL always tries to do the right thing, even if it's as simple as feeding a stray dog or stopping to talk to a lost kid.
Protagonists don't need to be telling quips in their inner monologue
Marvel Rivals players when the prize is $40,000: "We're just playing for the vibes"
Yugioh players when there is, and I cannot stress this enough, literally nothing on the line: