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[Ed @eddo75]

Erling looking like he’s about to chase John McClane around the Nakatomi Plaza lift shafts

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

Don’t rate Dalot at all but it’s clear that so many accounts on this app have never kicked a ball in their life. A cutback to Hojlund here is getting intercepted by any capable CB

[Pryde @utdmotion]

You ever wonder why Hojlund can never get a PL goal

Here's why

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

@lou_bsmith I think the squad have had enough of
Martial and Rashford’s negative body language and lack of desire. Martial’s never had it, however Rashford is so inconsistent and I think his form and lack of desire reflects some off-field issues right now. Also, I really rate Reguilon.

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

One of the main reasons I was excited to see Ten Hag join United was to watch him implement his attractive, possession style of play with astute signings who have top ball retention skills.

Instead, we’re resorting to Hail Mary football yet again. Even Pep couldn’t manage us.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Where’s the cue ball going?

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

No other football club in the world gets this sort of media treatment after a loss by the way.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Which of these Man United players would you keep? 🤔

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

400 years?! Mine lasted about 40 days at uni

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This bonsai tree was planted in 1625, and has lived through a lot of history in its 400 years of life

It survived Hiroshima, even though it was only two miles away at the time.

📸 Ragesoss

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

@realjoegardener He’s not wrong

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

Messi is a joke. Best player I’ve ever seen and it’s not even close 🐐

[george @StokeyyG2]

i hope it’s common knowledge fireworks are the worst invention known to mankind

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

@lou_bsmith Dalot has improved massively under ten Hag. Seems to be making the right decisions on the ball now instead of playing aimless overhit crosses. McTominay the same. Had a 100% pass completion rate today.

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

Young Nadhim Zahawi looks like he fully expects to win ‘Come Dine With Me’ with his mushroom risotto.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

When you have to hit the word count in an essay

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

@realjoegardener 😍😍

[george @StokeyyG2]

Senegal fans when Salah stepped up to take that penalty:

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

Best decision the club has made post Fergie. King Erik 👑

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

New beginnings.

🔴⚪⚫ x 🔴⚪🔵

#MUFC || #WelcomeErik

[Oscar @oscarbsmith]

Absolute pony

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goal. Liverpool take the lead.

#MUFC | #LIVMUN

[Ⓜ️ @_mevss]

Watching burnley v everton over the ucl