take your beer back, 2020

sarah. bay area. eat the rich and steal their seats on the plane.

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

liz warren tearing mike bloomberg to itty bitty pieces and then flossing with the tattered remnants of whatever dignity he claimed to possess is literally the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Here's the entire interview with @kimlatricejones and David Jones Media. Take a second to watch the whole thing because she makes even greater points throughout the entire interview than she does in the viral clip that is circulating. Her Monopoly comparison is spot on.

[Carlton E. Williams @carltonwilliams]

F A C T S

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

"We must reimagine justice. The days of pretending that tinkering with our criminal injustice system will 'fix it' are over. The system is not broken; it is functioning according to its design." - Michelle Alexander

https://t.co/Z7ZkwxZivB

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I get it. No one mentions MLK without mentioning his stance on nonviolence. But that's not really how MLK worked.

MLK used TWO phrases to describe his work more than any other:

1. "Direct action."
2. "Civil Disobedience."

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

[fired from my job for being bad at it]

Wow, cancel culture strikes again.

[Walter Hickey @WaltHickey]

“We’re under mandatory quarantine”
• sounds intense
• historically loaded
• intimidating

“It’s a bottle episode”
• cool, heady themes
• saving up money for something rad
• oh boy what are they gonna come up with for this one
• is that an emmy nomination I see

[KQED @KQED]

PASS IT ON: Bay Area counties Alameda, Contra Costa, Marin, San Francisco, San Mateo and Santa Clara, have announced a legal order for residents to shelter in place and leave only for essential needs beginning midnight Tues. through April 7.

More info: https://t.co/fXyExPs6TY

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

@clapifyoulikeme I SPEAK NOTHING BUT TRUTH those are some hot foxes

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

there is no other way to describe the sensation, sorry not sorry

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

if you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your throat fingered from the inside by a ghost from a japanese horror movie, i highly recommend the covid test

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

@feijoa_wine TBH THIS IS MY GOAL inappropriate humor as a coping skill is something i thoroughly embrace

ALSO HEY, WHAT’S UP, NEAT HOW THE WORLD IS ENDING RIGHT

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

i‘m workshopping the most inappropriate ways i can tell my family if my covid test comes back positive

so far my favorite is a voice message where i say “i’ve got the ‘rona, pop” and then cough like zoolander

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

oh yeah so fun story, i might have covid

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

i schedule it tomorrow!!!! so you know, my anxiety levels are low and fine and i‘m good

[Irin Carmon @irin]

Happy women's history month.

[Zach Wolf @zbyronwolf]

"If you say, yeah, there was sexism in this race, everyone says, 'whiner.' And if you say, no, there was no sexism, about a bazillion women think, what planet do you live on." says @ewarren.

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Elizabeth Warren should be President, and this country will forever benefit from what she built with this candidacy. I am forever grateful. (And, yeah, I am sobbing.) #ThankYouElizabeth

https://t.co/5yNECwFwdI

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

.@ewarren gives form to brainy, compassionate, determined, indefatigable leadership. Her extraordinary belief in the capacity of our nation to serve its poorest resident and to demand the most of its people will continue to move our nation forward. Thank you, our friend!

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

so you know i’m fine, it’s fine, we’ll all fine here

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

sure is a great and not anxiety inducing time to live in santa clara county

[take your beer back, 2020 @oscarmiked]

fun fact i live fifteen minutes away from the hospital where this new case popped up

and that’s if traffic is busy.