jay

ruben dias enthusiast || 81

[jay @oscarsdias]

stones looks so old nextto all these guys i’m crying

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chris richards crying got me ugh

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imagine you’re 2 goals down…. opposing team bout to make a sub….. kevin de bruyne and jeremy doku enter the pitch….. mass suicide

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AND FUCK THIBAULT COURTOIS that’s what you get for being a home wrecker

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not rooting for portugal but ruben is rly their best player by a mile rn

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oscar bobb how ive missed you

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haaland nonchalant gimmick at the world cup im crying

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odegaard is so useless

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i’d never seen this angle before 💔

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who else is gonna randomly leave us this summer bruh im so fucking scared rn

[Fenerbahçe English @Fenerbahce_EN]

Welcome to Fenerbahçe, Nathan Aké 💛💙

[jay @oscarsdias]

john stones on my screen makes me sad 😔come home 😔

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the rest of the world learning about haaland has been so fucking funny

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Erling Haaland, Norway’s large, maniacal striker, has several exceedingly Norwegian traits. He sometimes exercises by chopping wood in the forest. He consumes 6,000 calories a day. After training sessions, he drinks raw milk. He owns a tax-sheltered investment company in Luxembourg named Pillage. He bought an edition of the “Heimskringla,” a 13th-century Old Norse saga, for $130,000—then donated it to his local library because, he explained, “I’ve never been much of a reader.” He has flowing blond hair, often compared to a Viking’s. He brings the intensity of a raiding party to the sport. Haaland scores goals at a higher rate than almost any soccer player ever. He has said, “I think of football all the time.” His wake-up alarm plays the theme song for the Champions League. He once posted a photo of himself on a plane, staring ahead intensely, with the caption “Just raw dogged a 7 hour flight no phone no sleep no water no food only map.” The Guardian once called him a “ravenous Nordic goal-yeti.”

Haaland’s style of play elicits not wonder but terror. He is enormous: six feet five, 200 pounds, about the size and speed of the N.F.L. wide receiver Randy Moss. “Watching him, I sometimes find myself giggling as I might over a big, obscene crash at a demolition derby,” Zach Helfand writes. Read more: https://t.co/iAtLMOvrv0

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@danielarmands wait yeah i think germany could make a run

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my new world cup strategy is to root for the US and then go according to my 23andme as they get eliminated. first up is the netherlands 🇳🇱🇳🇱

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my english ancestors being from manchester yeah im not a plastic

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i hate the back of the USMNT kit

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random people finding out about haaland now is so crazy like. that’s
my friend

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bernardo…..

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man i can’t believe it’s been three years

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

GOAL! #ManCity 1-0 Inter, RODRI! [68’] #UCLFinal

[jay @oscarsdias]

don’t speak on him 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

[. @horrorguymick]

i still can’t believe bear is also corey from teen wolf like that’s crazy