Oscar's Legs

He never gave me any of the credit. Now who's laughing?

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

Oscar thought he had the detectives stumped with this case

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

Oscar hasn't got a leg to stand on #OscarPistorius

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

In this competition England are the weather men. First it rains, then it Hales. RB #EngvSL

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

I really can't get the puke off #filth

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

The only red carpet my Oscar has seen is the one in his bathroom #Pistorius #Oscars2014

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

I don't want to see pictures of the witnesses face, show me her legs #Pistorius

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

What a joke. Not even a nomination for best actor #Oscars2014

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

#Ashes There once was a man named Broad; Who of Australia toured; No wickets in the book; Complained like a sook; To his name no runs scored

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

AP McCoy has had 15,000 rides and in those, 1,000 falls. That's less than Ashley Young in a normal season. RB

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

Get well soon @RichieBenaud1. Let me know if you need an amputation, I've got lots of mates looking for work.

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

Oscar is still playing a lot of cricket. He only get given out stumped. #Ashes

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

I have 10 copies of #GTAV to give away. To enter simply RT this. RB

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

Congratulations to the first winner of the free copy of #GTAV- @ArmstrongsBike. For the next chance to win, RT this. RB

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

Now is the winter of Australian discontent. Made glorious summer by this sun of York. @FredBoycott

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

Oscar has been playing a lot of cricket recently. He never gets out LBW. #ashes

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

"@Richiebenaud1: RT if you think there is more chance of Rod Laver winning Wimbledon than Australia winning the Ashes." @AndrewCastle63

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

"@Richiebenaud1: MISSING: Adam Cooper, 28, last seen Nottingham. Please RT #FindAdam" @Nottingham_Post @LeftLion

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

David Warner to be dropped after hitting Joe Root! At least he has hit something this season. RB

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

I can't believe I keep standing up for Oscar, all he does is walk all over me.

[Oscar's Legs @OscarsLegs]

Reports that Oscar was having a big night out are totally untrue. He was simply getting legless in a bar.