Rocky Horror

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Sex is great, but have you ever watched a qualified, experienced woman eviscerate an ignorant, unprepared sociopath for two hours?

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

@POTUS find a way to eliminate debt for healthcare workers k thanks

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

There’s literally a children’s board game that demonstrates that “free-market capitalism” always leads to one person controlling everything.

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

If you start your instagram story with “hi guys” I’m unfollowing you before you can even pitch me your MLM

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the people who whine and cry about being 'forced' to call trans people by something other than their birth name will turn around and refer to a 52-year-old man as "Kid Rock" with a straight face

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

After 4 short months of working with a nutritionist and counting every calorie, macro, and moment of exercise… my weight finally matches what it says on my drivers license 😃 #simpleasthat

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

.@POTUS has the legal authority to #CancelStudentDebt.

Full stop.

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

@bluedoorpub pastramilicious please

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Student Debt Crisis Center (SDCC) @DebtCrisisOrg]

All we want for Christmas is student debt cancellation, @POTUS.

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

Automated phone systems are the worst things ever invented

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

Anyone else creeped out seeing all your childhood friends’ kids who look exactly like them?

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

Women giving a wedding speech: “she’s a literal angel who would help anyone in the whole universe and he is so perfect for her I cried myself to sleep when they met.”
Men giving a wedding speech: “I know this guy. we are friends. she is cool. Cheers.”

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

Not to be *too* millennial but I would love it if there was a trigger warning/photo censor when people post the animals they murdered on social. You do you but I don’t wanna see it

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

Does it count as drinking a glass of water before bed if the remnants of your wine are at the bottom of the glass? Asking for a friend

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Rocky Horror @oscarsqueen]

The more staunchly someone thinks everyone wants to traffic their kids, the more info they put on their back to school posts I swear