Leslie Ohomele

Sarcasm & dry wit.

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@PlaqueReport Calling game when the ball is in the air is nasty work

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@AfcN5Charles And then another 30 points from the next 10 games, and so on until the league title is secure.

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@McFlybowy Some of what we saw from Pep’s City were Mikels ideas, so naturally his first teams would resemble Guardiola’s, but he has clearly evolved

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@fowora In performance magic this is called misdirection.

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@foffalang @franchisexcl Another way to look at it is that Berta is doing his job by holding firm on player valuations, and only Josh has the authority to sanction higher fees.

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@WelBeast It was going to United he regretted, not leaving Arsenal. He was desperate to leave, remember we had only just successfully blocked a City move in the summer.

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That was a pointless VSC pit stop for softs by Ferrari. Gave up track position for nothing, and earned a penalty in the process.

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@F1 As if there is such a thing as necessarily impeding.

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A podium is still on! Come on Lewis! #BelgianGP

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This is what happens when you play the Premier League Champions!

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@Coach_Temisan Strange subs…

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@LTrossard Gonna miss you man! All the best…

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@Besiktas All the best @LTrossard we’re rooting for you!

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@TheCharlesIsidi It goes beyond discourtesy. They can be deliberately careless to the point of wilful damage when they haven’t paid for something.

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What was the point of Hamilton’s soft tyre stint @ScuderiaFerrari?

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@ammalusty But, did you choose to eat in or takeaway?

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@Calebprecious9 The most important one is missing; Abou Diaby.

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@DeanJamesAFC Marouane?

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@UTDMael Steve Sidwell.

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@hlovo_ This is what makes joining Ferrari such a potential master stroke. The only team for which breaking Michael’s record would be not only desirable, but legendary.