Banimibo-ofori

Everything Peter Obi #Obidient #Kalabari
#ManchesterUnited fan

[Banimibo-ofori @osikiridaddy]

From day 1 of this Tinubu regime has been nothing but misery. Man was still giving his inaugural speech and prices already tripled across the country. Imagine when he wouldn't be seeking reelection.. people might just start dying on the streets..

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug.

You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form.

You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages.

You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution.

You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis.

You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from.

Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

[The Dark humour @TheDarkHumours]

I support LGBTQ 😂

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Imagine closing your bedroom door like a solar eclipse

[ᅠ @sehviyat]

the staircase has an aura.

[Rasheed || Securities Counsel @AromokalaRashid]

So it’s this easy to fold a suit?

This is literally the hardest piece of clothing for me to fold and pack into a bag when travelling. 🥲

[Banimibo-ofori @osikiridaddy]

@thatverydarkman Please help me sir, I've done everything within my powers to get back my money from GTB and Fairmoney to no avail. My accounts were wiped, and both banks are playing hide and seek, while I'm left to dry out.. I can furnish you with the details. Thank you sir

[Banimibo-ofori @osikiridaddy]

@PoliceNG The main function of Nigerian police at checkpoints is EXTORTION... Not one police man heeded the IG's instructions to stop road blocks..

[GoodNews Hub @GoodNews_Hub]

Healthy married sex life

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, this one touch everybody, not just Peller 🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[Afo @Dr_Afo]

Being fertile.

A lot of us take it for granted that you can just have sex and if you're not careful, you would soon be expecting a baby.

Infertility is crazy.

There's this deep sadness I see in infertile couples. You look at their eyes and that light is just not there.

That sex that is normally enjoyable becomes a chore.

We often prescribe sex like medication for them and after a while, it becomes a chore.

If you can get pregnant or impregnate someone unassisted, you don't know what God has done for you.

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

Being a man is very hard in this life.

Both married and unmarried men are paying endless bills, and 90% women don't give a f*vk about how a man is coping as long as he is providing for them.

How can you say you love your man, and you don't care how he is doing mentally, financially, emotionally and you don't spend your money on him?

HeartMattaz

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

This guy na character 😭😂😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“If you are the table, then you don’t need a man” — Lady

[Banimibo-ofori @osikiridaddy]

South africa has taken their xenophobia to the world cup.. but FIFA is not having it.. they think they can molest people here without repercussions.. #fifa

[Banimibo-ofori @osikiridaddy]

With all that's happening in this country, tinubu isn't supposed to be on the ballot.. but we are in Nigeria, and trust Nigerians to tell us he is the best thing after rice and stew.. Tinubu is incompetent, ineffective and inept. #TinubuMustGo2027

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

When he smells food downstairs 😂😂😂😂

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

“One of the fastest ways to double your income is simply to get married”

Listen to her.

[FIFI🌟 @fifss__]

Nothing prepared me for the ending🥹

People can be kind to you, and not be able to protect you.

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

Many of us have this disorder. We need help😩