Osiris

Cross the Broken King and you'll be broken as well. (Parody account, not affiliated with HiRez in any way)

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The blasted mortal who types my tweets for me has been struck with an illness called "strep throat." So, I hired a new one.

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@BellonaSmite WHAT DOES THE WORD "FUCK" MEAN? I am unfamiliar with it

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Does Labor Day apply to gods, and if so, well the queue of souls in the underworld be enormous on Tuesday?

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@IsisSmite BAHAHAHA, I will help you my dear.

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HELLO FRIENDS! This week I saw a moving painting about a God called "Peter pan." I think I would like to battle him.

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@IsisSmite Hello wife! It is a glorious day!

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@NemesisSmite AS DO I!

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A glorious day! I met with @LokiSmite_ in the arena today and smashed onto him from above (even though the coward was cloaking himself).

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My weekend in the underworld was incredibly boring. Thankfully I have this nifty little mortal invention called an "ipod" to entertain me

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@Geb_SMITE What does "IDK" mean? I am new to mortal twitter.

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@Geb_SMITE That was the problem. Thank you father!

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@ApolloSmite_ THIS IS WHO I HAVE LISTENED TO WHILE I JUDGE SOULS. THEY ARE VERY MUSICALLY TALENTED AND SKILLED https://t.co/uAlkDMPnrS

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@ApolloSmite_ @SmiteVamana I AM NOT LONELY, I HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE @IsisSmite

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@SmiteVamana I AM NOT TOUCHING THE SHIFT KEY, HANEKAK COS EBN EL-MARA. THIS KEYBOARD IS IBN EL-KAB KHAWAL KHARA.

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@GuanYu_Smite @IGN @SmiteGame I AGREE. GUAN YU AND @Tyr_Smite SHOULD BE INCLUDED. WE ARE TRUE WARRIORS, NOT SILLY MONKEYS.

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@ApolloSmite_ WHAT IS THIS TREND?

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@ApolloSmite_ I AM A FAN OF HEAVY METAL. IT IS ENERGIZING AND MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN.

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@Smite_Bastet I FAVORITED YOUR TWEET. LOL

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@Smite_Bastet THANK YOU GRAND DAUGHTER. LOL TO YOU TODAY

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@Smite_Bastet @LokiSmite_ WHAT IS A YAK AND WHY WOULD YOU MILK IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE A MALE, THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE TO MILK MALES.