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Scientist, child-wrangler. Trying to learn something new every single day.

[hq @hqtred]

this clip of Luxo has to be the most David Brent shit i've ever seen

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@wandaharland I remember camping at Holdsworth and waking to find some tents had gone the way of your shed - not ours (which was actually yours I think) as we had picked a lucky spot

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Spooky moment - just checked twitter and the Council is advertising changes to our recycling...

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Why to the windiest nights of the week always coincide with recycling night? Ah the dulcet tones of plastic bottles barrelling down the street at 3am.

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@wandaharland so been a bit windy then

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@wandaharland I totally recommend Cobra Kai. Karate kid but good

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We've joined the 21st Century and ditched the landline. I kind of miss it as we're all terrible at keeping our cell phones close. I now have to make multiple calls to find out if someone is home - is this really the way of the future?

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15 yo dog is trying to keep up with puppy - the heavy breathing is x-rated

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@wandaharland Stop it. Law & Order was ruined years ago for me once someone pointed out the permanently side-cocked head.

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Hello Twitter - it's been a while

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@nxcare can you please let me know whether the 13:10 from Cheltenham to Heathrow is ever going to arrive? It’s now 50min late. NX444.

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@nxupdates when is the Cheltenham to Heathrow service due to arrive nx444. Was due arle ct 13:10, is now 13:55?

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#kiwikidstry

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#kiwikidstry

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Today I saw a tow-truck and escort continuously honk for 1-2mins and make absolutely no progress. No one seemed to link the tow-truck wanting to get through with the possibility that the very heavy traffic might be because of a crash... in fact a 4 car crash. #bikecommuting

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Guess what happens when a street sweeper forgets to lift their brushes, while driving at 50kph. It’s quite a pretty fireworks show in the dark of the early morning. #bikecommuting

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@greeenappple and you were correct by the photos on stuff this morning

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The needle threading trick kinda excites me. Does it work in real life? I’ll report back. https://t.co/1Jgs8KfE9Y

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@wandaharland Is that the Australian Dentist + Plastic Surgeon giving each other business by pointing out their patients “flaws” show on Netflix?

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@badwandaharland I know! She had no clue about the irony of her blabbering on about people not caring about other people. The people getting wet didn’t count