Camilo Osorio

Civil Engineer and Manchester United Fan

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@UTDIMole Hargreaves

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@unaiimunnozz @2010MisterChip El united no pierde en casa al llegar ganando al descanso desde 1984.

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

Are numbers here just for illustration of the situation? Or where does this happen? A notice of 60-90 days feels so long.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: What is your notice period?
Candidate: 60 days.

HR: Is it negotiable?
Candidate: No.

HR: Sorry, we’re looking for someone who can join within 30 days.
Candidate: May I ask a question?

HR: Sure.
Candidate: What’s the notice period in your company?

HR: 90 days.
Candidate: If someone resigns and requests to leave within 30 days, would you allow it?

HR: No, we require time to find a replacement and ensure proper knowledge transfer.
Candidate: Then why is it fair to expect new hires to join early when existing employees can’t leave early?

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

FC Bayern will never forget.

#FlowersOfManchester

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@LegacySiu Pique

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@AidanWalshMUFC Special mention to Lemmens. This was the type of match where DeGea got cooked. Lemmens did very well, even though those corners were brutal.

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@AidanWalshMUFC We need this done today. #AmorimOut

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@AidanWalshMUFC Bayindir 🫣

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@AidanWalshMUFC I know not everyone agrees, but he must be sacked now. Waiting any longer will put us in an even worse position. We can't attack, we can't defend, we dont have a playing style, and the only thing well defined with Amorim the 3-5-3 system, which doesn't work imo.

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@AidanWalshMUFC Typical united disaster

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@deidreh48 @Rainmaker1973 Spikes shoes

[Camilo Osorio @osorio2012]

@MusicMaLifee @Rainmaker1973 It's a living room. A table or chair, a lamp, a carpet...

[Colombia Oscura @ColombiaOscura]

#CONMOVEDOR. En Villa de Leyva (Boyacá), perrito fue grabado mientras corría detras de una ambulancia en la que iba su humano. Paramédicos, al darse cuenta de este hecho, frenaron por unos segundos para dejar subir al can. Su cuidador iba a un procedimiento en la ciudad de Tunja.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Photographer Peter Maier captured this jaw-dropping timelapse of a cloudburst over Lake Millstatt in Carinthia, Austria.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Leny Yoro to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place after first part of medical completed.

More tests to follow then he’s ready to sign five year deal valid until June 2029.

Lille and Man United have all documents set for deal worth €50m plus several add-ons.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us.

The other platforms accepted that deal.

𝕏 did not.

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

De esta no se escapa el Leverkusen. Si empatan o ganan este partido sorteo 200 euros entre todos los que hagáis RT. Ahí lo dejo.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Omar Berrada as our new Chief Executive Officer.

#MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Happy birthday, Sir Alex! 🙌

#MUFC

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

El depredador más letal que ha visto el fútbol en su extensa historia lo ha vuelto a lograr.

Cristiano Ronaldo es el mejor goleador del mundo en el año natural por QUINTA vez en su carrera.

2011: 60 goles
2013: 69 goles
2014: 61 goles
2015: 57 goles
2023: 54 goles

Si eres hater, mejor no digas nada y pasa al siguiente tuit: ahórrate el rídiculo de intentar menoscabar a un extraterrestre con apariencia humana.