dran 🍳

I'm a fuckennnn uuuuhhhhhh mess bitch

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

If this ain’t the truth

[what @batatitties]

Some things are so reliable, like the sun rising, the beach consisting of salt water, and @ososqqq crying at anything relating to How to Train Your Dragon

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

just begged the doctor to let me come tomorrow even though there are no cases. what have i become

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If I was Newton and an Apple fell on my Head my first thought would be about how things like That can Easily Drive me to Suicide

[cj- @cjnieI]

So if the post office closes at 5 and I get off work at 5 what time should kill myself

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

category is famous last words

[���️ 👤 @aedirnian]

Kirk aam w ento bkher

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

thinking about spiralling. considering

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

explosive diarrhoea. i can’t believe i get to have abs for the weekend

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

something so chic about accepting ur flaws and liking them anyway

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

also drew the circle of willis on the board today from memory and my attending kept smiling at me. i’m such a fucking nerd what a wonderful and beautiful feeling

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

watching the arterial on the monitor like a hawk to see if my patient is soft launching hypotension BEFORE my attending walks in and yells at me

[Sensitive Summer Thing🥀 @_Chisom___]

Me when they bring the ECG I ordered

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

fuck

[Angie @strictlycowgirl]

Oh so instagram does suggests an account if you looked it up

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

unfortunate mistake on my end re: clothing choice but we move

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

at the gym. camel toe out

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

this knot is nothing to me. u should see the patterns i was following online. diabolical

[dran 🍳 @ososqqq]

how do i tell my attending that i figured out how to do a surgeon’s knot immediately after he showed me how to because i had a 4 month period 5 years ago where i became unhealthily obsessed with making friendship bracelets. like i would pull actual all nighters

[P.G.O.A.T. @melonbrain123]

I used to be addicted to posting on my close friends story and then I stopped because no one found it funny