oscar

heeezzzzzzurrrrnobodinatinehmatertonont

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Heavy duty Frank Lampard energy here haha

Off to have a nice time at Arctic Monkeys? Well there’ll be fuck all transport from us, and don’t forget it.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

“My jumper is unbelievable.

My court vision is second to none.

My reboundability … I’m an animal.

I have the body type of Barkley, with the finesse of the Iceman, and my beastiality is like Vince Carter.”

I mean, what’s better? @ActionBronson

Enjoy! https://t.co/0TNCLZgdAi

[Max Gavins @MaxGavinsMusic]

Named the lad at the front of the coach Wiper. He's our king

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Good Morning and happy Tuesday you lovely people! In Dinos cafe having a lovely Christmas dinner this morning! Remember guys, one positive thought in the morning can change your day! Go out there today and absolutely smash it! Keep putting one foot in-front of the other. Bosh ❤️

[Olivvia The Woman The Account @fixyourheartsor]

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis

Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

[Glan Y Mor @glan_y_mor]

“Mam how can I show everyone on twitter I’ve got Alexander mcqueens?”

[oscar @osquiff]

And THIS is had me outraged and I know it's not serious and probably a joke but wowza wowza what a take

[oscar @osquiff]

Greg Davies and Rylan have surprisingly similar faces

[oscar @osquiff]

Hi guys, got some tweets for you all

[oscar @osquiff]

wrestling is just class mun

[oscar @osquiff]

@CRETINGlRL yeah but.........it does include Basshunter tickets

[oscar @osquiff]

can somebody help me with freshers
is it an actual tangible thing that is worth 60 pounds

[oscar @osquiff]

Getting a free train ride feels better than sex and trust me I've had A LOT of free train rides

[oscar @osquiff]

Who's Joe Linton? #NEWARS

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Crystal Palace with by far the worst video transfer announcement of all time.

So bad they even deleted it. But it was too late. https://t.co/s8eyk9UjCs

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

When Lukaku gets to Juventus training and Ronaldo gives him the ball https://t.co/g5VNt7eHBr

[oscar @osquiff]

My fucking knee
Is killing me
and iiii

[oscar @osquiff]

I chat absolute shite site when im drink it's actually ridiculous

[oscar @osquiff]

Gordon Ramsey is proper chaotic evil cheeky

[oscar @osquiff]

Get me the fuck to newcastle I'm fuckin bored of having fuck all to do and no mates