Olivia

[Olivia @osross]

going to start saying "let's work it out on the remix" during conflicts

[Olivia @osross]

@parismartineau @HellGateNY Don’t forget the UES cashew

[Olivia @osross]

@cultureny peppermint mocha sounds delicious! can you please consider offering it at park slope?

[Olivia @osross]

I will continue wearing a mask during haircuts bc I refuse to look at my face unobstructed for an hour

[Olivia @osross]

waking up and choosing violence (doing my long run hungover)

[Olivia @osross]

im not saying there needs to be as many froyo places in existence as there was in 2011 but it would be nice to have the option

[Olivia @osross]

hate when restaurants are described as serving some type of “grub.” I’m not a caterpillar

[Olivia @osross]

girls don't like boys girls like buying the NYT sunday paper then reading it slowly throughout the week

[Olivia @osross]

never been a "I have a least favorite word" type of gal, but that was before fungible entered our daily lexicon

[Olivia @osross]

as someone who has seen all 486 episodes of law & order SVU I feel qualified to say that this season is the worst on record

[Olivia @osross]

at the very least the pandemic has normalized my dream wedding, which is in a backyard with as few people as possible

[Olivia @osross]

just cracked open a fresh box of cheez-its and could tell by their pallor they wouldn't be good...I was right

[Olivia @osross]

it’s that time of year again! (when I fall on my run and have to take the subway home bleeding)

[sara david @SaraQDavid]

one thing to know about me: i’m always down for some sort of lemony desert situation

[beth alexandroff @bethalexandroff]

I just want to feel bad about myself in a BAR

[Olivia @osross]

Wish they made a Diet Coke PM (the existing market substitute, caffeine free Diet Coke, does NOT count!)

[Olivia @osross]

if anything, I am living breathing proof you can work in NYC for 4 years and get into grad school without a professional headshot... hope I serve as an inspiration to all

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers

[Olivia @osross]

jon ossoff if you’re reading this call me