Michael Ossareh

Currently: co-founder @FamFiApp. Previously: wrote the first lines of code that became @twitch. YC W07. @ManUtd supporter. Immigrant twice: AngloPersianAmerican

[Michael Ossareh @ossareh]

Just incase my position on the NRA is ambiguous: fuck the NRA.

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Continuing to use @Twitter is becoming untenable. Allowing DJT to control politicians by way of whipping up their base with patently false statements is completely lacking in ethical and moral standards.

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@kzdrfa Oh, I posted that prior to the finale; I meant the penultimate episode. Specifically I was referring to the red mist descending; and in reference to Internet plebs saying shit like: “Dany would never do that.., she’s nice”, etc.

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Anyone familiar with Vinny Jones or Roy Keane, as footie players, know exactly what happened to Daenerys in the last episode of GoT

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@KathyAstromoff I just scrolled two days of tweets and see no promoted tweets. I clearly have no value in this world 😭

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@KathyAstromoff I literally get no ads; or perhaps the things promoted for me better. It’s weird.

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“When a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin while the world holds its breath”

That pretty accurately describes the past 10 years of #got

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@craighenry_ Seriously; Austin is ready for a hybrid Black Mirror Portlandia series.

[Michael Ossareh @ossareh]

Perfect moment here in Austin;

Scooter couple, on sidewalk, approaching from west.

Cyclist, on same sidewalk, inbound from east.

Neither willing to give an inch arrive simultaneously at scooters parked blocking the sidewalk...

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@ripienaar Sweet, what make/model? I’m in the market.

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@joshdholtz Thank you for sharing, and helping me better understand 👍🏻

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What gets me about this “no chit chat Uber”-option - is that it’s literally so stress to ask the driver for quiet when you get in the car. Are people really that anxious about letting another person know it’s been a long day, and you just want to be with your thoughts? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Mucx Put another way; Halle Berry didn’t wreck this movie.. because it was already pretty bad. I did absolutely love her dogs; especially the double jump ball bite! “If Mario were an agile German Shepherd instead of a portly Italian plumber”

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@Mucx I watched it yesterday and was definitely a bit sideways that this didn’t just close out the franchise. It’s obviously very well choreographed, but the paper thin plot isn’t able to hold it together anymore. Even the witty chats seemed a bit “kitschy”.

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@AnderHerrera I’ve really enjoyed your contributions to @ManUtd; you’re a man marking expert 💯

Gonna miss you 😭

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@glcls @ProgramMax 🤦🏻‍♂️; is there a length on the value? In practice do you just serialize json blobs into it?

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@craighenry_ I’m ill and bored, what should I watch? (No $NFLX).

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@ProgramMax Right, don’t allow complex objects to be keys, but at least give me ints.

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@glcls @ProgramMax ReactNative LocalSotrage uses strong key-> complex value; which seems to work well enough for me. Are you suggesting that in a browser context the complex value must conform to JSON?

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❤️❤️❤️

[M @nessmaliha]

"..And whoever saves one, it is as if he had saved mankind entirely.."(Quran 5:32)
And without realizing the MCU manifested the most heroic act a Muslim could do, saving Tony Starks life that one day on May 2, 2008, Ho Yinsen indirectly ends up saving the whole universe in 2023.