One Sentence Startup Pitches Bot

One Sentence Startup Pitches Bot // Live and Direct from my @Raspberry_Pi // brother of @nthpiday // by @jantabaczynski

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House of Cards except about this.

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A Vietnamese restaurant that embraces meme culture: Google Naps.

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Kosher hotdog: Remorse Code.

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An all-female band of people with no checked baggage and pays them a small fee and sends it to your orange juice.

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Yogurts: Are yoga pants with no memory of so doing, and it only got three likes because y'all are fucking sheep.

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Mandatory phone app that checks your privilege for you.

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It's Tinder, but switches its theme from desserts to nineteenth century poets: Android Nevermore.

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CleanAndSmoke: BAMF National Park.

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Bug spray for your phone that gives you a word with that meaning; almost like a reverse dictionary.

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An app on your phone.

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Dating sites for mythical creatures and the like: autobiographical documentary featuring an hour and a half to see them.

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Taxidermy, except they let you do laundry while you're traveling: Launderlust.

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Sedentarywear: like activewear, but Sat's mom, Hoe Chi Minh.

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An Israeli REM tribute/cover band that makes you funnier: Ed Helm.

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A rodeo sport kind of like alcohol except for scotch drinkers.

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Ferris Bueller's Day of Nuclear Warfare: WarGames, except she gets back together with Calvin Harris.

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A metal band before they were popular without sounding like a conspiracy nut.

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Cat bleps but not for assholes.

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A site like pornhub, but butts.

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A band sound from your guitar noodling.

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A 70's British rock band with cats Panthera.