dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork)

avery . 27 . generic queer artist guy who grows plants and does gay stuff.
Art account @ostasdraws

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I work at a hotel front desk and a guest called down at 3am absolutely furious saying there was "a strange noise coming from inside the walls" and demanding we send someone up immediately. maintenance guy goes up, guest is standing there in a bathrobe pointing at the wall like it personally wronged him. maintenance guy listens for a second and just goes "sir that's the ice machine. it's on the other side of this wall." guest goes "well tell it to stop." maintenance guy, completely straight-faced, says "I can turn it off but then nobody on this floor gets ice." guest thought about it for a genuinely long time and said "...fine leave it on" and walked back to bed like he hadn't just woken up an entire staff over ice.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

@BenOrangefundip makes total sense, i feel the same way about that term for myself too

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

Follow me here yall, that's where I'm mostly posting

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

moving more and more to bsky. join me

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

Bout to trim a little bit and top them. Not gonna top the 3 in bigger pots that I've handpicked cause I wanna clone em so I guess that's kind of topping too haha whenever I do it

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

Not very representative but the plants are a little over 6 weeks old now (except for the 4 smaller ones in the second pic) had a few nutrients issues but we good now

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

but i will not be doing that until i can lose a good bit of weight cause i feel like my beard keeps my face from looking too fat

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

my beard is definitely my best asset when it comes to not getting misgendered ever but there really are some nights where i would just like to shave it all off

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

i usually trim it every 2 or 3 weeks but sometimes i swear its like my mustache grows faster than the rest

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

need beard and neck trim tomorrow before i shower, its getting to the point where im getting drinks and food in my mustache

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

getting a darker toner too to see if that helps more

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

kind of need to tone my hair again. all out of toner so i need to buy some but im not gonna be able to do it until after next sunday cause thats when my dad gets back from sun river and its very hard for me to get good coverage on myself

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

trying to do my bio quiz while im toasty and i dont usually do this but its fine lol

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

toner is on now. i always forget how fucking itchy this makes my head

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

You know what time is

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

Got distracted by eating but now bleach round 2 is in and then just gotta tone it after

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i imagine it'll take a while cause my hair is dark enough that i usually need to bleach in twice (and wait for it to dry after washing it out the first time) but tonight seems like a good night to do it

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

Ohhh should I bleach and tone my hair tonight?? Don't have too much school to do tonight

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

I might still post on here for a little bit until I'm settled, but definitely would like to move away from this site

[dumpster fire (bsky @ostadork) @ostadork]

It's that time, mutuals drop ur bsky accounts or feel free to follow!