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@solar_ric What a unique way to spell “The Fat Cunts Club”.

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@SquatchsSack But we used our collective AIDS quilt to make her such a nice burka! We even bought your daughter…sorry, son, a cup for when he plays baseball.

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@XanderPLehman Listen hun, I know getting your first period is hard, but you can get through this! Midol, a chocolate muffin, and an extra-extra-extra large maxi-wide tampon, and you’re good to go.

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@NadaKaupas @GodlyAction There wasn’t any implied or overt racism, but otherwise 9/10. Well done!

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@PhxKen Ma’am, you need to calm down.

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@Sonar7O6 @DickyDinero95 If it’s dispensed with a child-resistant cap, how are they going to take it?

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@DickyDinero95 My man, I think you might have dysentery from the lack of hygiene and sanitary water. Move to a blue city and you might not shit your pants twice a day.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

Current situation in MAGA America 🇺🇸 😭

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@Charles97894986 Someone needs to come take the Kindle Fire away from their Grandpa. The nurses at the home know better.

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@lmcgaughy I love “Gloria”, but now it won’t ever hit the same without the distressed cry of a racist in the background.

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@AdamParkhomenko @lmcgaughy No. He’s way too far away from a couch to be JD.

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@lmcgaughy This couldn’t be more perfect if it were directed by Nolan. This is proof that God (if they/them exist) has a sense of humor.

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@n8rix I’m glad I read this before moving on because I said some mean stuff in a comment.

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@bennyjohnson I’m thankful for the reminder that some day you will be old, senile, shitting your pants, and alone for being a modern-day Nazi.

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@MisfitPatriot Looks like the MAGA sluts have handed out their Twitter scripts to the most gullible among you. Sucks to suck.

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@GlowSurfing Right. Because it was the democrats who lead an insurrection at our nation’s capital, beating cops and threatening to kill lawmakers. Oh, wait. <checks notes> No, that was your party. Wait…doesn’t that make you both wrong and dumb?

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@MAGAGEM1 Imagine believing a bloated orange conman who made a blatantly illegal attempt to bribe voters to influence an election that he would come through on his promise. Sucks to suck.

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@RealSpitfire I think Texans will thank you.

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@LauraLoomer Sir, I ain’t reading all that. Congrats. Or sorry that happened.

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@RobertKennedyJc The one thing I liked from this tweet is that I remembered that red meat is a known carcinogen.