Mike Simpson

[Mike Simpson @osumike7]

Just met THE Cortez (central park)/Allman/Mule BOSS after best friend's wedding in Milwaukee, SO humbled! #hugefan #legend @thewarrenhaynes

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

joe maddon to become cubs manager. story up soon at @CBSSports

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

President Obama just said that Joe Biden would be a good president. When asked why, he said “Because he’d make me look AMAZING." #fallonmono

[Grantland @Grantland33]

For the Chicago Cubs, the Time Is Now-ish, by @MrJakeJohnson http://t.co/CSmo1PyaKn

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Pornhub asks users to stop posting videos of Germany fucking Brazil http://t.co/DmMzVlqbf3

[Tim Howard @TimHowardGK]

I

I believe

I believe that

I believe that we will win

I believe that we will win

I believe that we will win

#AreYouReady #1N1T #USA

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

If things break right in the final Group H matches, the USMNT could face Algeria instead of Belgium: http://t.co/Ky40B5FdM6