Chris Osumo

The personification of a dysfunctional manchild.

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@MikeDennis805 Hata mimi wamefungia kila kitu hapo ndani na customer service lines ziko user busy

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I&M bank siku moja mtafanya nipigwe bure, out here making me look like a conman

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

You believe comforting lies while knowing full well the painful truth that make those lies necessary. it is not important what you think, it is only important what you do.

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

Survival is a strange teacher, it doesn’t ask if something is good or bad it asks, ‘did it work?’

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

Mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

The casino doesn't owe you anything because you walked in with good intentions….

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

Don’t cling on to a mistake just because you spent alot of time making it.

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

You can’t confront a problem by asking the problem to explain the problem so you face the reality that there’s a problem

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

I had all of you, then I had most of you, then I had some of you, now I have none of you

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@AlinurMohamed_ I call photoshop

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@LaikipiaRanches Now this is some good marketing 😂

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@WilliamsRuto The concert lowkey surpurses Furaha city.. ype shit😂😂

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

Life has to be lived forward but only makes sense in reverse

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@WhatsApp @WhatsApp what did I do?????

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

Unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

Monsters have friendly faces angels have scars

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

The earth is plentiful enough to fulfill every man’s needs but not every man’s greed

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@MaryKwamboks Lakini kusema tu ukweli you are horror movie level ugly

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face

[Chris Osumo @osumochris]

@BishofHope @KhalifKairo Mwanaume mkubwa kuomba pesa na umang’aa hivi ni kama ananyesha ni lesbian.