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im a pro at suffering and addiction

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Didy Didy phonk Didy Didy phonk Didy Didy

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Quitting weed is harder than like…quitting weed or something

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Farts smellin like hot wings and piss reeking of coffee

[osunerd @osunerd13]

When the pussy so good it traps you in a soul gem for eternity

[osunerd @osunerd13]

@daily_cool_cars Go get em tiger!

[osunerd @osunerd13]

When the polyester puma underwear genuinely got me infertile

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Something something poop something something didy

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Indian dude who spoke the choppiest English I’ve ever heard stopped my girl and I at Walmart over three items. I was so close to being nicknamed “the Walmart strangler”

[P.Shooter @AllCopsMustDie]

Hate when some fucker says "your break light is out" yeah and my dick is small and I can't wrap blunts either. Dumbass.

[osunerd @osunerd13]

I may or may not be retarded

[osunerd @osunerd13]

@fortnite8293729 Shit looks like scrolls found at an archeology site from the 1400s 😭

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Rat + sock + concrete wall = welcome to science 💀

[osunerd @osunerd13]

@Wane34565real Aww shucks, alright come here man give me some sugar!

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

Halo kill streak announcer loudly saying “overdraft” when I try to pay for my groceries

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

It must feel good as fuck to idle a company truck for an hour when diesel is $6.50 a gallon

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Goddamnit I fucked it up I meant to say “it’s a creature that takes 800 a month. Fuck premium I’m not editing this shit

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Making my own creepy-pasta except it’s a monster that takes over 800 dollars a month called the rent monster

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Mfs be switching lanes quick asf like bro I’m on Instagram reels going 70 miles per hour

[Yerí 🍓 @limpialmejas]

Cosas que decirle a tu psicólogo:
-He traído mi propia silla
-Esto de ahora no lo apuntes
-Tus pastillas me hacen tener menos chistes
-Espero que no trabajes para el gobierno
-Véndeme este boli

[osunerd @osunerd13]

Found out today that my girlfriend doesn’t enjoy when I shit my pants