Osvaldo Maria

Lulutti Obrigado Lulutti!!! Pai é bom demais!!! Saúde pra ele!!

[Osvaldo Maria @osvma]

Agora vai!!! Coloca na Record!! Vai começar!!! Exalta no

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Começou gente AvioesnoAltasHoras

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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.

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Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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A place for everything, and everything in its place.

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I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

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I need a ride to the morgue, that's what 911 is for.

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YO MAMA is so fat that when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her fat ass back into the ocean.

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United we stand, divided we fall.

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Yo momma's so ugly, animals at the zoo feed her!

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Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

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Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

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$0 is feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.

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$0 is so ugly, the only thing that makes him/her look good is distance.

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Conscience is God's presence in man.

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

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Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind