Matt Oswald

[CNN @CNN]

Fishermen off Norway were astonished last week when they spotted a beluga whale wearing a harness, complete with mounts for a camera.

Marine experts believe the whale was trained by the Russian military: https://t.co/5U4zjcH8TH

[Mike Oberg @mike_oberg]

#TheBakery

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@pizzahut ummm, is this supposed to be a pizza?

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@JCKDIERCKS @mike_oberg @Woody_B_1 https://t.co/TNwyPXJhRC

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Basically everyone's fantasy matchup this week comes down to this game. #GBvsATL

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@SportsCenter @mike_oberg @Woody_B_1 @JCKDIERCKS

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BRACKET ... BUSTED!

No. 8 seed Wisconsin takes down No. 1 overall seed Villanova in a 65-62 thriller!

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Minnesota losing in the first round. No one saw that coming.

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@mike_oberg thanks I didn't notice....

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

6 years in the making, the Belugas finally won a championship. Most satisfying 120$ I've ever spent https://t.co/IPc1L0d6JT

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

When you win you're first every fantasy football championship, you break out the champagne #Belugas

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@Ryan_Stevens9 15min ago- "I need the Cowboys to drive a bit, turn it over and then OBJ to catch a 60yd TD"..... kid's a psychic

[UW–Madison @UWMadison]

Nobody has ever tweeted that Minnesota beat Wisconsin because @twitter didn't exist the last time Minnesota beat Wisconsin. #AxeWeek

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

Not even a week into the school year and we've killed a mouse and seen a chipmunk in our house #senioryear

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

So that happened

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

If the Vikings don't give the starting to Stave right now, they're making a mistake #Stave4President

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

Did the NFL really just make an commercial about painting the field after the whole Hall of Fame game incident? 😂😂😂

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@Woody_B_1 @JCKDIERCKS @mike_oberg https://t.co/G65l9GlYPN

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Apparently Adrian Peterson is Donatello, so here’s who his brothers could be in NFL Mutant Ninja Turtles.

WATCH: https://t.co/PS7CizKtcV

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

The irony here is just too perfect

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@nirvdaddy @Ryan_Stevens9 I think Stevens Community College still won the game so you can keep pretending to be Steph Curry all you want lol

[Matt Oswald @oswald_matt]

@nirvdaddy Could be mistaken, but I seem to remember you taking shots 5ft behind the 3pt line over @Ryan_Stevens9 or was that someone else?🤐