john shoebuckle

he rasta with creation

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Foaming hand soap doesn’t make me feel clean

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Defenestrate this rotund jive turkey post haste

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Line up we’re doing a jive turkey test

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Frick 12 bucks I need 12 horses 😂🤣

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Tonight we let the non alcoholic beer talk

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Does pike place actually sell any fish or do they just throw them around all day

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I wish someone would sew me into a sweater so I could climb the highest mountains without my legs getting tired

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Great friendlily sunny day with good air and happy

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Barista laughed at me when I ordered soy milk with sprinkles

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If you want to be severely disturbed while watching a movie… don’t recline your seat…

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Just encroached upon the precipice

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“22,000 dollars but you can’t drink coffee or redbull” I’m not turning Mormon asshole

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you about downtown battle mountain 2 with one earbud

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Do people even eat sauerkraut anymore? 😂🤣😂

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Have you ever found solace in discordia

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@bandittttttttt You don’t have not even the guts to be an airship pilot

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@fluffygirlpaws Couldn’t hold them all

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Shaddup before I stare daggers at you

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Don’t know if you’ve ever heard the phrase “knuckle supper” but that equals you

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Consensus on low brow dentist comedy?