Victoria

MCR broke my heart.

[Victoria @otakuvic]

“You know those born again Christians? I’m born again emo”
-Mitchell 2k17

[Victoria @otakuvic]

@noah_alexandr77 Not to mention the cooks who make your food and even when you say smothering is wrong and nothing is actually wrong and you just feel like being an asshole. Grow up.

[Victoria @otakuvic]

@noah_alexandr77 You’re just an asshole. We have more than one job. You’re just stuck up and spoiled with your parents paying for everything. I’d rather spit in your food with that attitude. Hope you like it. I make more money than you do anyways.

[Victoria @otakuvic]

@noah_alexandr77 Also all it is is a $24 tab. So edgey not tipping 🙄

[Victoria @otakuvic]

Y’ever been so drunk your ears just ring?

[Victoria @otakuvic]

Pretty sure there’s something wrong with my body if I’ve cut out gluten and only eat lean meats, fruits, and veggies and run around serving for 8-10 hours 5 days a week and I still don’t lose any weight

[Victoria @otakuvic]

I woke up in massive amounts of pain last night. Turns out it was my period saying hello. On my day off. 😒

[Victoria @otakuvic]

Why the fuck do people want to live in Alabama

[Victoria @otakuvic]

Had time to go out silver bay and eat breakfast. Sea lion swam by, insert tourists “oH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? IS THAT A SEAL? WHAT KIND OF SEAL IS THAT???”

[nayah @Inayahbonita]

Boys naked during sex is funny😂😂strong tight booty ass

[Victoria @otakuvic]

If I could just not work overtime every single day so I could enjoy the sun, that’d be great.

[Victoria @otakuvic]

@DaleGordonGrant I’m so happy for you dale ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Victoria @otakuvic]

If I had a dollar for every person who told me to try holistic healing, natural medicine, prayer or whatever, I’d have more than enough money to never work again and get a pancreatic transplant

[Victoria @otakuvic]

Was excited to watch Evangelion on @netflix until I found out they butchered the dub and there’s no Fly Me To The Moon.
Imma just buy the series to binge it so it’s actually RIGHT. 😒

[Victoria @otakuvic]

@SUBWAY why don’t you have any gluten free options?

[molluskule @skoh_m]

posted my bagpipes and chanter for sale on facebook marketplace and it was flagged and taken down for "resembling an adult product"

whoever is out there using bagpipes as a dildo, you're real adventurous and I respect you

[James @CaucasianJames]

i hate on lord farquaad a lot but the man did have clear skin i’ll give him that

[Victoria @otakuvic]

“Yeah I’ll have some bread/breaded goods, one day won’t hurt”
*next morning with a rash*

[Victoria @otakuvic]

“I’m just a Gucci girl living in a Prada world”
-Noah, our bartender.

[Victoria @otakuvic]

*yesteray at work* B: it’s Father’s Day so it’s probably gonna be busy
Me: *remembering grandma asking me if I knew when Father’s Day was and I tell I don’t know because I don’t have a dad* f u c k

It was busy as fuck yall