ollie williams

future chicken kiev restaurant ceo

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

p.s yes - i have just unpacked the shopping really fast and really accurately. thnx for asking

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

unpacking the shopping should be an olympic sport: a thread

#Tokyo2020

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

thank you for reading xoxo @iocmedia

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

@AjShabeel @MrBeast i would tbh

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

can't wait for zoom to go bust the second this is all over

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

if you ask someone what they're most excited about in the future and they say 'flying cars', bin them immediately

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

after 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, i surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

i want to do everything, but also nothing.

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

up and down the country, people are *walking* into primary school halls for the first time in years and resisting the urge to sit crossed legged on the floor. #GE2019

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

if nothing else, #ElectionDay is a nice opportunity to see inside the weird church hall on my road.

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

"yeah cool edgar, you can't be involved in any of the actually good bits of christmas but you could like, i dunno, set the dessert on fire? cool nice one, cheers edgar" #excitableedgar

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

inevitable fact of life:

your beanie hat will rise up on your head and look like a limp condom literally seconds after you put it on.

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

tfw you get to the remote fast enough to skip the titles

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

i can’t deal with my mum calling hash browns ‘hash brownies’.

[ollie williams @otbwilliams]

@Jenna_Walker_ @LDN 👀 👀 👀

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