OTC-FL

we’ve wasted time and money on make-believe football for 20 damn years

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

always calling attention to himself. congrats, i guess....

[Bill Nowicki @Nowicki_B]

@SoDuJonesy Let’s not forget to point out those special people who went above & beyond this fantasy season to ensure that their team was way crappier than the competition. #draftbitch

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

congratulations on missing the playoffs this season. welcome to your own personal lockdown @SoDuJonesy @oldjayp @Nowicki_B @ketchabaw @EricFerris_ADP.

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

or, forget the kicker and the d. just let number one in the otc-fl do what he does

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

so, what’s new?

I guess we’ll do week 4 picks.

we’ve got the original prognosis - the “o.g.” if you will.

we’ve also got the updated post-tennessee-steelers-delay-plus-ne&kc-holy-shit-detroit-too??!?! picks. i guess that’ll be the “ptsd” line.

enjoy 2020 y’all.

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

@BlitchJames vs fatback

og line: sasquatch -12
ptsd line: sasquatch -24

previewing gilly’s team this week is like a post draft eval of durand. a kicker and a defense are the medical therapeutics he needs to get back in the game

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

finally: @oldjayp vs the bye week

og line: jp by -113
ptsd line: jp -114

an unscathed lineup vs an unreal (like, literally not real) opponent yields an unstoppable week

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

@postmanrock vs @CJovino

og line: erock -1
ptsd line: erock -11

rock loses his top rb to the corona, but increases his spread? what kind of devils magic is that shit??

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

can someone just go ahead and set up a twitter handle for gilly???

i’m tired of screaming his praises into a void.

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

finally, special shout-out to our bottom feeders @Nowicki_B and @PapaSous . . . at 0-6 combined, can’t wait for your “loser leaves town” matchup in 2 weeks!

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

week 3 and September are behind us, which means we’re one day closer to exiting the fucking hellscape that is #2020

in the meantime, just check in on some of our fantasy owners own personal hellscapes....

[OTC-FL @otc_fl]

so - whaddya need to know?
- ferris and e-rock have been kicked off the island, leaving 2 undefeated teams (gilly and d-love)
- congrats jp on breaking the seal!!
- chubbs prognostication powers move to .500 on the season; yahoo has a baaaad week to fall to 7-9