@SoDuJonesy Let’s not forget to point out those special people who went above & beyond this fantasy season to ensure that their team was way crappier than the competition. #draftbitch
so, what’s new?
I guess we’ll do week 4 picks.
we’ve got the original prognosis - the “o.g.” if you will.
we’ve also got the updated post-tennessee-steelers-delay-plus-ne&kc-holy-shit-detroit-too??!?! picks. i guess that’ll be the “ptsd” line.
enjoy 2020 y’all.
@BlitchJames vs fatback
og line: sasquatch -12
ptsd line: sasquatch -24
previewing gilly’s team this week is like a post draft eval of durand. a kicker and a defense are the medical therapeutics he needs to get back in the game
finally: @oldjayp vs the bye week
og line: jp by -113
ptsd line: jp -114
an unscathed lineup vs an unreal (like, literally not real) opponent yields an unstoppable week
@postmanrock vs @CJovino
og line: erock -1
ptsd line: erock -11
rock loses his top rb to the corona, but increases his spread? what kind of devils magic is that shit??
finally, special shout-out to our bottom feeders @Nowicki_B and @PapaSous . . . at 0-6 combined, can’t wait for your “loser leaves town” matchup in 2 weeks!
week 3 and September are behind us, which means we’re one day closer to exiting the fucking hellscape that is #2020
in the meantime, just check in on some of our fantasy owners own personal hellscapes....
so - whaddya need to know?
- ferris and e-rock have been kicked off the island, leaving 2 undefeated teams (gilly and d-love)
- congrats jp on breaking the seal!!
- chubbs prognostication powers move to .500 on the season; yahoo has a baaaad week to fall to 7-9