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GOD FIRST || Chelsea fan 💙

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

[ャ @oyayiguagram]

Went to buy Dangote salt today and they asked me to pay

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

Someone once told me that fear of heights is not really the fear of falling but the fear that the irrational urge to throw yourself over the edge will become irresistible. True in my experience

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

she left you on read for 5 minutes, lewandowski scored 4 goals in that same time

[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

[Theo @otengtheo100]

@nazaville 😂

[A T @naughtyrobot725]

Memory cards were actually good. But tech companies destroyed that market and forced us to take cloud storage subscription, giving them access to our personal info

[Nana B. @koboateng]

A meeting is set for 9am. People start arriving at 10:30 and laugh “Ghana time.”

You enter a government office and the person being paid to serve you behaves like you interrupted their wedding.

A trotro driver stops in the middle of the road to pick passengers and everybody behind him must understand.

Someone throws pure water rubber into the gutter, then complains when Accra floods.

A politician promises ten things, delivers two, and supporters say “But the previous government delivered one.”

We have created excuses for almost everything. Then we travel somewhere else, see people respecting time, rules and basic standards and say “Ei, these people are serious.” Smh

[cyber @yoboimuna]

Semenyo in the dressing room listening to Enzo’s call with his Argentine teammates

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[r @JorginhoFreIIo]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[7rq @gloccnim]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

“Legendary actor & comedian Jack black has-“

[Cfc_dessy @niidessy]

Getting an MTN momo vendor to deposit your own money into your momo wallet has become an extreme sport.

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

I be liking so many shady and messy tweets if I was a celebrity I wouldn't survive a single day of cancel culture

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

albums should be listened to in order, the first time. the tracklist is part of the art.

[Benzemismo_RM @MaNu03389588106]

Yo cada vez que alguien que ni siquiera conozco vence al cáncer

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[rondo. @Koffy_9]

Eget some kind stress ego enter your life you go see sey you for consult higher power because it really no be by your might 😭