Dr. Alphonse Mephesto

Father, husband, geneticist. Ask me anything you’d like about the mystery of asses.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

My wife is certainly a ‘snacc’, as you kids say.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

OOC: // I’m dropping this account due to lack of muse and activity, I’m sorry 😔

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

Almost shot by my elder brother on my return home. What a delightful family.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

It’s been awhile, but I’m here. Me and the wife have been taking some time off.

[Kevin Mephesto @KevinMephesto]

Petition for Gopher Day

[Denver Museum @DenverMuseumNS]

Okay, we missed #cephalopodweek but these are too pretty to not share! https://t.co/DBSWqEuSz8

[Nature Portfolio @NaturePortfolio]

Research in Nature identifies the mode of action of viperin, a naturally occurring enzyme in humans and other mammals, which can prevent viruses from copying their genetic material and thus from multiplying https://t.co/twGRaSVA3f

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@KevinMephesto Have fun and stay safe, my son.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

These little brown birds may know just a few songs, but they know them well—and they haven’t changed their set list in more than 1,000 years https://t.co/nSoSKHDw9g

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

Lisa is making her famous, vegetarian dinner tonight and I for one, am incredibly excited.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@goodwillbeanie Nice one.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

Let me set this straight. I am not Bob the Builder, and I never will be.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@goodwillbeanie I could have sworn he had a house at some point. Interesting.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@goodwillbeanie My wife is religious, not me. I just do science so I know nothing about this ‘Jesus.’ He lives in town, right?

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@goodwillbeanie Are you comparing me to Jesus?

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@goodwillbeanie I’m a scientist so I wouldn’t know.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

@goodwillbeanie Oh no, I can. I’m not a licensed carpenter.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

My son came home with nothing but A’s on his report card, I’m definitely proud of him.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

I’m livid.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

That was certainly a night.

[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @othernambIa]

I’m going to tell my wife I love her, goodnight.