@HAUMPH Might be a good idea to download a dedicated audio driver, if you don't have one already. I think ShurePlus MOTIV will have that included, if you don't have that already. ASIO4ALL is a generic and free option.
@HAUMPH Hi Paul, big fan. Used to work tech support for a pro audio retailer.
-Try another USB cable and all available USB ports
-Unplug any USB devices you're not using, especially if they're high-traffic like webcams
-If possible, try the mic on a different computer
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“hey baby,” i say, sliding up to you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you try ignoring me, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i have managed to somehow get it tightly wrapped around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
"That's what a Slytherin would do"
-well they aren't real
-there are other ways to describe human behavior
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"That's so Garfield"
-you're right he totally would do that
waiter: oh, no. you don’t actually want to order the cask of amontillado. we just lure you to the cellar and bury you alive. not sure why it’s on the menu lol
me: [looking him dead in the eyes] i said what i said
To the NFL- I have decided that I will not be participating in the Super Bowl today. When deciding who to put on the field I request that neither team select me for any positions. I have a myriad of chores to do and I would like to watch Shrek 2. Thank you for your understanding.