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@Osama_otero Chill

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@samsmoothke @itskipronoh Boss let's facts

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@sub_zzerro @georgenjoroge_ Ignorant people dont know this, kindly educate them

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@everymovieplug Yes he did

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@Shruti_0810 AI

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[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A farmer named Connor had a tractor accident and was thrown into a ditch after being hit by a truck.

In court, the trucking company’s fancy hotshot lawyer was questioning him.

“Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” asked the lawyer.

Connor responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the...”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’?”

Connor said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer behind the tractor, and I was driving down the road…”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now, several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time, the judge was interested in Connor’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie.”

Connor thanked the Judge and proceeded.

“Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deere tractor right in the side.

“I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

“Shortly after the accident, a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

“Then the patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, ‘How are you feeling?’”

“Now tell me, Your Honor, how would you have answered that question?”

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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this freaking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.

“Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!!”

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@Coopbankenya kibrit

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@NoMmabatho @mzedu_market Climate change

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@Moha001_Onyango @EddyOmondiLuo There's no part 2 that will come. The movie achieved it's purpose

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@Moha001_Onyango House of Dynamite -

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@amooh001 Salt

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@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC why am I not able to unsubscribe to those things you have subscribed me without consent ? Will I be refunded the money? And why can't I speak to an agent

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@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Why have I been subscribed to promotional messages that I did not consent on in the first place and you go ahead and charge me daily? I need that to stop immediately

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@atieno_21 Abiro oro ngato kono kare ka en kamano

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@atieno_21 This is good

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@atieno_21 Have you noticed how you can intergrade Bower BI with Excel

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@_falsi1ke Or the charger itself is faulty