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I am cantankerous with a propensity to become crotchety! #YNWA #LFC 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 Romans 12:6-8

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@EmmanuelMacron You are very fortunate that the guillotine isn’t used anymore.

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@EmmanuelMacron What are you going to do? Your manly wife is more formidable. You are just a cheese eating surrender monkey!
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@IfindWankers 🧀 🏳️🐒

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@IfindWankers You all better listen to the cheese eating surrender monkey or he will taunt you a 2nd time.

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@paul1964Jam The demonic spirits that inhabit that building must definitely be on par or greater than the ones in the Overlook Hotel

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Please keep this family in your prayers

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Fundraiser for fallen PPD Officer Shane Seiber’s Family

The link below has been confirmed by the Philadelphia Police Department

“On Saturday, October 10, 2026, Philadelphia Police Officer Shane Seiber was shot and killed in the line of duty while responding to a call in West Philadelphia. He was 40 years old, a 10-year veteran of the department, and an Air Force veteran.

But Shane was so much more than the uniform. He was loving, funny, and charismatic, the kind of person who lit up every room he walked into and could make anyone laugh. He adored his family fiercely. His wife Lisa and their two young children, 7-year-old Finn and 3-year-old Emily, were his whole world, and everything he did, he did for them. He will be greatly missed.

Lisa has given me her blessing to start this fundraiser. Every dollar raised here goes directly to Lisa and the kids. Lisa is the listed beneficiary, and the funds will help with immediate expenses and the long road ahead: bills, childcare, and keeping life as stable as possible while they grieve.

If you can't donate, sharing this means just as much. Thank you for standing with this family.”

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@mowoodier @CoolCzech1

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@Bobbybollocks2 I say it every time to my 27 year old daughter that still lives at home!

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@mowoodier

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@OrdnancePackard I guess their school never taught physics

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@TheCriticalDri1 I guess he didn’t read the warning that said, “Seek medical attention if your erection lasts more than 4 hours”

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@AnnThePirate It appear Zippy is still a dimwitted doofus

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@HollyBriden Camel toe?
Looks more like a lobster claw!

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@PurelyFootball That literally happened to me years ago as I had the whistle in a college soccer match. I was quite sure it was done deliberately that day but my crew didn’t give me the information I needed to put a straight red on the player for Violent Conduct

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@mamboitaliano__ That’s rather unfortunate for all the moist women who were ogling and fantasizing a relationship with that AI image

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@GeneralPatton83 If there was a little bow, I’d say it looks like Ms. Pacman

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@442oons Brilliant

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@Latenitemusic1 This just popped up in my feed and it has showed me the error of my ways

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@Latenitemusic1

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@Latenitemusic1 Yeah, I was pissed drunk and pissed off!