Allison Otis

single black female addicted to retail

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

Jesus Christ. The way Carlos Alcaraz bullies people on the tennis court!!! Out of this world.

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

This makes me sad.

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Is former Trumper Sexyy Red's vote for Kamala a bellwether for women everywhere? Sexxy Red endorses Kamala, by @otisunfiltered https://t.co/r7N2Q291Tn

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

People: “how’s the job search going?”
Me: “I have the concept of a plan.”

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

Kamala said “I’m strapped!!” 🔫

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@deeexrayz Odd it's not promoted on the brand's socials and no PR anywhere, the opposite of everything S&R does. And not a great endorsement of performance that it didn't fit and she had to change out of it. It's giving off the rack.

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

Anyone else baffled that Pavlyuchenkova (seeded, ranked #27 in the world, $14M in career prize money) is wearing a Sporty & Rich terry polo tied in the back like we did in middle school?? No way this is performance fabric or endorsed by the brand - she’s nowhere on their socials.

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But hey, she sold it out!

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Yeah.

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[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

Just saw a hot guy in WSP but he was wearing a juste un clou and I got turned off. Cant women have anything for ourselves?

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

Fever v. Sky was better.
US Open golf was better.
Andy Murray v. Carlos Alcaraz practice set on grass was better.

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Worst NBA Finals series ever.

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Remember when people said “You guys, I did a thing.” *shudders*

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People be like New Yorkers are so stylish but the L train to Bushwick on a Friday night would suggest otherwise.

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“Well you know I have smaller arms than you.” #shitmymomsays

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My highlighter? It’s sweat.

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I think we’ve entered mascara-only territory of summer makeup. High of 86 with 64% humidity? I’m schvitzing.

[Allison Otis @otisunfiltered]

I remember in college when I found out that Bowl Rings were made with *cubic zirconia* and I immediately got the ick.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs players, coaches, ownership and staff received their Super Bowl LVIII ring Thursday night. Each one contains 529 diamonds, 38 rubies, and 14.8 carats worth of gems.

A look at some of the rings:

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Hot Take #2: Brandy 'Hellville' makes the best tank tops , by @otisunfiltered https://t.co/9EfO3HMDrK