OtoAbasi Uwatt

My life is unique and full of discoveries, it's not over yet, but I know I'm fun to be with, hurry and discover me.

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@Cde_begar Fight back bro

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@Nyaburinyauma That's the designer called LaCoste, it's coming for a visit

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Write off @NirsalMFB citizen debt too... #letthepoorbreath

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@thecableng Fat sentimental lie

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@HaYoMiDe_ No, this one na kpuf kpuf

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@HaYoMiDe_ Why e dey like body parts?

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@RajiAbduss16416 @renoomokri Wobbish

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@HaYoMiDe_ Who send you strong?

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@instablog9ja I did not kneel down to propose to my wife and she accepted it, though she jokingly questions why I didn't kneel down and my reply is the same everytime; 'I no be oyibo'.

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@peace_igho Why are you objectifying Akara?😭

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You japa to escape village people, now na depression dey tap you “how far” every morning. 😶‍🌫️
#OverseasNoBeHeaven

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Naija life no balance.
These 30 quips will either make you laugh or cry inside your soul 😭
If you’ve survived Nigeria, you go relate to at least 5 👇

#NaijaReality #WahalaProMax #TwitterNg #SoftLife #JapaChronicles

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Doing soft life on Instagram, meanwhile landlord don drop quit notice in hard copy. 📩
#FakeItTillEviction

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You never read Bible this year, but you dey pray against “monitoring spirits.”
Who really dey monitor who?
#KabushKabash

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Some prayers no dey reach ceiling, but dem dey shout like say na God dem dey threaten.

If you’ve ever been to one of those churches in Naija, these quips go touch your soul or offend your ushers. 😂👇

#ChurchInNigeria #SayAmen #WahalaProMax #TwitterNg

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Your prayer no carry anointing, but you dey shout for congregation: “SAY AMEN!!!”
Even God dey cover ear.
#GodnaUrMate

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All your plans na UK and Canada, but even airport never smell your passport. 💀
#JapaDreams

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You vote for rice and Ankara, now you dey trek to work because fuel don ghost. 🥲
#SubsidyPalava

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2027 dey come, wetin u go vote? Abi na wahala x2...

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You graduate with first class, now you dey moderate job seekers WhatsApp group. 💔
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