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[tsile @otsYm]

😍 https://t.co/p53b1VsAI9

[mudano naito. @safalucian]

Queen of flowers. Queen of photos. Queen of pregnancy. Queen of taking pictures in front of doors. Queen of breasts.

[YT: Kiwifruit_Neo @Kiwifruit_neo]

Before and after 😍😍😍

[Van nie Molao @RealMolao]

@Lulu_Hon Dokotela mateu was not here to play

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

I can't imagine the trauma the passenger went through when the door didn't want to open 😭

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

🇯🇵 A waiter is asked to sing Happy Birthday in Japanese. He's clearly not Japanese and doesn't know the language so he sings "Mitsubishi... Nissan" instead.

I hope this girl realizes she's being trolled. 😅

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

Recruiters are some of the most insufferable, power-drunk, reality-denying ghouls in the job market. Y’all need to stop acting brand new like you’ve never tasted the bitterness of being a job seeker.

The CV already has every skill and qualification you claim to want. Why force a cover letter on top? This isn’t a bursary sob story. Then you rage when people use AI in a market that treats humans like spam?
How exactly are applicants supposed to uniquely tailor everything for every single vacancy without burning out?
Being in HR doesn’t grant you superior intelligence or virtue. You just happened to have a job while others are fighting to eat.
Drop the arrogance and touch grass.

[tsile @otsYm]

@thuli_mashaba @Temosho_M4 Oh no😥

[Perzarho👨‍🍳🍲 🇿🇦 @Perzarhos]

Here is the recipe. Step-by-step step video

[SheKreatesWealth @KreatesWealth]

Hey 5 year old 👋

You are doing amazing sweetie 👏👏

I love a teaching moment….

Here’s my TedTalk for you….which is NOT financial advice

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[Ser OP @MorolongZA]

.oh man this thread is hilarious, doesn't matter how many times I see it 🤣 😂

[tsile @otsYm]

@Andreaz_Wincent @ima_pseudo41406 And the mom is still smiling 😩

['Self-Identifying as Afrikaner' @ZAAfrikaner]

@Abramjee Typical black abuse....

[aka @akafaceUS]

BREAKING: A woman from Haiti living in Florida is going viral after Child Protective Services showed up for an inspection. In the video, she attempts to explain her children’s dirty and unsafe living conditions by saying that this is how people live where she is from and that hygiene practices are different.

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

After watching this two videos you'll never dated an older person😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

URGENT: HELP IDENTIFY WANTED SUSPECTS

Police are appealing to the public for assistance in identifying three individuals involved in the hijacking and shooting of a BPC supervisor in Mabopane.

According to preliminary reports, the supervisor was confronted by the suspects, who forcibly took his vehicle and shot him before fleeing the scene. They remain at large.

Anyone who recognizes these individuals or has information that could aid the investigation is urged to contact authorities immediately at 08600 10111.

[Lindo @Lindovzyz]

I love Grace but I don’t know how I feel about this speech man😭✋

[𝖱𝖤𝖢𝖮𝖭𝟣-San ®✞🇿🇦 @Recon1_ZA]

Everyday Tactics: Mzansi Edition
Mzansi’s guide to not being the headline on Monday morning.

Episode 01:
Because going outside to ‘check’ that noise is how most horror movies start.

Eyes are useful, but your ears are gold.
The only real bang for your buck when you go looking for the source of a bump in the night is visual confirmation that something is actually there. Congrats. You confirmed that your ears still work!

Everything else you accomplish by poking your head outside is:

❌Removing barriers,
❌Announcing your location,
❌Turning a possible scare into a problem.

Not a great ROI if you ask me.

When your wife wakes you up and says: "Danie, gaan kyk", that's the one time you don't listen... and tell her about it.

WHAT NOT TO DO:

Don’t open the door, don’t step out into the yard, and don’t go investigate like you’re the lead in a low-budget horror movie. You just traded layers of safety for front-row exposure.

Don’t turn on the lights and shout “Who’s there?” from the stoep and then walk toward the sound. That’s the tactical equivalent of holding up a neon sign to your forehead that says “I'm stupid”.

✅WHAT TO DO INSTEAD:

▶️Attempt to get eyes on it without exposing yourself. Visual confirmation is the only thing that changes your decision-making in a meaningful way.

▶️ If you don’t have visual confirmation, treat the unknown like the more cautious option: lock doors, move people to a safe room, and keep communication open

▶️ Phone someone. The unfortunate truth is your local police probably aren't going to answer the phone when you attempt to call them, and at this point, you probably already have an armed response on a panic button. Push it. Whether you've confirmed your suspicion or not. You pay them for that service.

▶️ Keep calm. “I heard something, I’m secure, I’m calling help.” Be boring. Boring is safe.

▶️ If you're armed, get your family behind cover, a bed, for instance, and cover the locked door. If anything violently comes through it unannounced, send it.

If you want adrenaline, join a gym.
Don’t go auditioning for a News24 headline.
Participation medals for unnecessary risk aren't a flex.

[Poltergeist 🇿🇦 @Mzansi4shor]

Foreigners have been going to all our healthcare facilities to collect medicines and take them back to their own countries, EFF MMC has been in denial but now she has seen it herself. Niyoze nivume!!!

#MadlangaCommission Hangwani Maumela Molefe Mbappe

[Nose @NoseTheCapital]

😂😂😂who in the hell did this 🤣

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

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