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who needs sleep when you’re living your dreams?

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Here’s 2023 in 140 seconds

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@PistolRick Because it fits in a profile picture circle

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Where tf do I find this

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Half a grilled chicken halabi style 😫

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

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8 days in Vegas is too much

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Needed 1 point from the back to back MVP to win…

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@1VANDEMIDOV This shits so ass

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@ABC7 Was wondering what all the commotion on the runway was for

[mafe @nandaxiss]

The joy of seeing her arrive, the pats lol 😭

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When my girl asks me to do literally anything

[21 @21metgala]

Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner at the Knicks game.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

this or nothing

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: People in at least three U.S. states are reportedly being monitored for possible hantavirus exposure.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The US is no longer a part of the WHO, RFK Jr. is in charge of Health and Human Services, and there’s a hantavirus outbreak as we’re getting ready to host the World Cup. What could possibly go wrong?

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: South African health authorities said they have identified the Andes strain of hantavirus, which may be passed from person to person, in two passengers who were on the cruise ship that has an outbreak of the rare infection. https://t.co/4EPLDxmLZQ

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@VeoMobility having to upload your income verification just to use a little scooter is insane

[bug girl @buggirl]

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

"We were an average team all year. When you're an average team with high expectations, you're going to be disappointed."

Connor McDavid speaks with the media following the end of the Oilers season

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It’ll come out tomorrow that McDavid was playing on a broke ankle barely hanging on by a thread of a ligament

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This edit could go so much harder. Oilers in 6

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Throughout the regular season, it's been us in your head. But the job isn't finished yet.

@ILLENIUM x #GoAvsGo

[Stanphyl Capital 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 @StanphylCap]

Anal?