Jake

computer, load up celery man please. he/him.

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

Odyssey is terrific. Comfortably seats eight and features the thoughtful engineering touches we’ve come to expect from Honda

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@JeffProbst just tweeting you about the #SurvivorFinale as you just instructed me to do in the finale for season 29 which aired in 2014

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@Adam_Sand_Wich They…are not sending their best, Adam

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz McChevron on the corner of Clairmont and North Decatur

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz Dratini College of Dragonite University

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz Wordle puzzle created by Lew 1/6*

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

https://t.co/1jcd6bN61y

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz ???

[doc shartman @DocShartman]

she’s about to earn 1.840e47 points in balatro

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz Lamplighter ended up being a great suggestion just by the way

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz The McChevron on the corner of Clairmont and North Decatur

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@CoachLewGrizz Careful getting around, the Kyle Kuzma WMATA bus crash has shut down the whole city

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

I think getting a notification about this tweet is the nail in the coffin for me for this app

[Cerealously 🥛🥣 @cerealouslynet]

Perhaps the most tired cereal trend in recent years is the rebranding of basic corn puffs/loops/etc. as decadent dessert facsimiles. This worked decades ago when cereal at large was still pretty good, but with the ongoing decline in ingredient quality, it just makes me kinda sad.

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@teenychill what kind of freelance writing do you do

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

just met an icon omg i’m shaking

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Josh Seiter looking at the bikini in his closet rn

[Jake @otsunkjaje]

@FerrixPod @cerealouslynet