Ottawa stats

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New shisha place opening saturday @TheMingleRoom

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Go home snow. Its mid march.. U don't live here anymore! #Ottawaproblems #statsottawa #Ottawastats

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"Today I didn't even have to plow the driveway.... I got to say it was a good day" #ottawaproblems #Ottawa

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@OttawaProbz
lol.... #followback

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@sarahwhitty88
lol.... #followback

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@Chopperton
lol.... #followback

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2 in 3 Ottawa motorists will hit a pothole one their way to work/school today #ottawaproblems #Ottawastats #statsottawa

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98% of Ottawa misses the days when garbage collection happened weekly. #ottawa #ottawaproblems #uottawa #carleton

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started from the bottom

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The McDonalds in rideau needs its own police force after dark. #ottawaproblems #statsottawa #ottawa #uottawa #carleton

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Ottawa is the Goodlife bag capital of the word. #fact #ottawaproblems #statsottawa #ottawastats

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98.2% of #Ottawa does no give a fuck about your much music VJ audition. #uottawa #carleton #gonq #ottawastats #statsottawa #ottawaproblems

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New study reveals dumbasses get into university too. Does not mean ur any less dumber than a bag of rocks.

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New study reveals. Night Clubs in #ottawa such a disproportionately larger bag of dicks than elsewhere. #ottawastats #statsottawa

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'yay more fucking snow' said %0.0000000000002 of Ottawa this morning #statsottawa

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There are two types of genitalia. Don't be either one.
#prolifetips #unilifetips #collegelife

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In Ottawa winters Octranspo rides YOU! #followback

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98% of Ottawa will get a BLOW job today. #ottawaSTATS #statsottawa
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15.4: the average number of times you will mention how cold it is today.

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Today we get to see how addicted and dedicated people are to smoking