bryaus

biochemist

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@tacobell your clanker drive thru operator told me she had hot sauce in my bag and gave me no hot sauce for my burritos

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I haven’t had my truck in over a week now :/ I forgot what it feels like to drive

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Nvmnd tha lac operon question I asked I figured it out in less than 12 hours I cooked. Youre dead to me

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Lowkey what is this lac operon bullshir about it’s giving me a little small push

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The heater is on

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This shit ain’t nothing to me

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A bowl of cereal always hits my spot

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I witnessed a ufo crash into the earth last night

I was dreaming

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The environment will force you to adapt

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Idk which way to wear this stupid hat

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I fucking hate you

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I think I’m the only person celebrating world turtle day, I even caught a turtle. Nobody cares

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Weddings are kinda performative