Dan Bates

#BHAFC fan. Network Technician.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

@Number10cat @JackJumpyjs Wotsit mixed with monster munch i think.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Good to see @ellis_platten reffing the Leeds game. Guaranteed non bias.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Doctor Brighton is in he building. Handing out goals and points.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

March seems to have come late this year.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

What odds can I get on Igor Tudor coming out for his interview with a black eye and bloody nose?

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

The new UKIP logo is very interesting. Although I have spotted a spelling mistake. Shouldn't it be the new Reich?

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

13th Sept I am taking part in the Starlight stroll for St Wilfrid’s Hospice in memory of my mum Sara Bates. She took part in this event multiple times,it is now my turn to pick up the baton mum carried for all these years and keep going with it. Sponsor at https://t.co/UMMNGBrC5F

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Yo @grok which football player has viewed my profile before? Just give me a name no explanations please

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Hello @grok Who is the most famous person that has visited and viewed my profile? Don’t tag them, just tell me who it was.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

@TheRedSeagull92 @OfficialBHAFC Yeah, Hope you have been able to get on and have enjoyed it.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

@OfficialBHAFC I am a season ticket holder and have not had an email with a code to watch tonight's game. I have had an email from the club with info about the wonderful summer holiday sessions and the training kit being released so do receive communication from you guys. Help.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Thank you for loving me unconditionally for 15 wonderful years. I will love you for the rest of my life and one day we will find each other again.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

It is with a heavy heart that we inform you of the passing of our mum Sara Bates, who sadly left us on the 23rd of April.
Sara was a wonderful mother and grandmother with a kind and caring heart for her friends and those she cared for.
Love you mum

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Congratulations to Dan Burn.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

@TubbyBats @JoanneHearne @MartinSLewis Anyone with a school email can sign up for one.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Didn't realise @DMcIntyreWWE was in South London today.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We beat you last weekend
You were shit then too

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

Joao Pedro unable to connect with his shots or his elbows tonight.

[Dan Bates @otterdan]

@TheRedSeagull92 Was ok until the very end and Wallace patted Gromit. Then the tears came.