x - jakebaldtinger

Jake Oettinger Enthusiast 😛#TexasHockey 🦅 SPHL Enjoyer stars, bruins, sabres

[x - jakebaldtinger @ottermatic29]

Never drawing a goalie helmet again 💔 @DallasStars

[hunter ¹³ @xhekfield]

seth jarvis. look at me. run straight into carter hart at full speed. break his legs. tear both of his acls. i dont care. do it for canada.

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

a second polycule has hit the canes towers

[syd @ritzycelly]

oh. my god

[David Alter @davidalter]

Loudest boos of the introductions: Carter Hart.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

A “no means no” chant has started here

[adammm₉₂⁷⁵ 🇵🇸 @MONTEMDOBES]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

So the Canes actually lost game one on purpose to ensure they hoist the cup on home ice

[cal™️ 🍉 @clvnfm]

THIS IS FUCKING ME UP SO BAD 😭😭

[🚬 @008zennie]

you will always catch him in the act that boy 😭

[z - gracie ☆ @lesbichuu]

oh to be a good ol canadian boy and eat seth’s bathroom candy and take his plane ticket money and bully him for not knowing how to swim

[Josh⁹¹ ²² ⁴⁹ @aliensforest]

happy pride month to him and him only #goat

[morgana #1 Linus Ullmark Enjoyer @sircarrot22]

🥳🥳🥳🥳

[x - soda⁸⁷¹🐧 @natsunogyoumi]

HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

*Yeehawkeying intensifies*

[General Gainey @General_Gainey]

BREAKING:

Due to the Lenovo Center being within half a mile from a high school, Carter Hart will not be allowed to play the in the Stanley Cup Finals in Raleigh, North Carolina.

[ish @hasanpikerstan]

@connormclesbian knicks vs. spurs = flirting
canes vs. vgk = harassment

[Rabies @r4bid_cryptid]

This is who you lost to @HockeyCanada 🧡