otterom

The realist bear out there

[otterom @otterom]

Amazon buys Whole Foods only to...cut prices? $AMZN $WFM

https://t.co/7UHvyxAbOU

[otterom @otterom]

Not sure why, but whatever. I'm a customer, not a stockholder.

'Amazon to Acquire Whole Foods for $13.7 Billion'
https://t.co/ODY8rMH74R

[otterom @otterom]

'TPG’s Bonderman Quits Uber Board After Cracking Sexist Joke'

Probably should've used 'communication' vs 'talking'

https://t.co/d1a5wofp64

[otterom @otterom]

Bloomberg's trolling game lit today...

'Why Aren’t American Teenagers Working Anymore?'

https://t.co/xKPdUwI2mp

[otterom @otterom]

So, you know how Google's search algo works, go against it, then bitch? @WSJ

https://t.co/B6mCCZ2rtH

Hilarious

[otterom @otterom]

All of these @Ferrari interiors continue to look the same, despite changes in body styling. Not really impressive.

https://t.co/NzIMxtp2PQ

[otterom @otterom]

@OzzyOsbourne @BarbaranneWylde https://t.co/hcHUj111Ce

[otterom @otterom]

@ZakkWyldeBLS Dude...I don't even like metal. But, you're hilarious. And talented.

You need to put more stuff on YouTube.

[otterom @otterom]

@ZakkWyldeBLS Dude...I don't even like metal. But, you're hilarious. And talented.

You need to put more stuff on YouTube.

[Jason Gay @jasongay]

The XFL was loud, obnoxious, and a flop. But did it influence other pro sports? For @WSJ: https://t.co/G4vnMURXnv

[otterom @otterom]

Savage https://t.co/xldAC9a5Mo

[Jason Gay @jasongay]

Assuming it was on fire for three quarters and then extinguished. https://t.co/e037kF4tBa

[otterom @otterom]

@GarretHeinrich On a positive note, at least you're not a ginger.

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

So @IAmSteveHarvey says no one is attracted to Asian men. Steve, just because you don't wanna have sex with me doesn't mean nobody else does

[otterom @otterom]

lol, "atni-blackness" "anti-Asianness"

umm..being racist? Was that the word you're looking for? https://t.co/UqiQTGKfPP

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[otterom @otterom]

@ChadLivengood Your name should be Chad Livenwell, not Livengood. Grammar, people.

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

What Christmas is all about🙌🏽🙌🏽 #CountryChristmas #GetGifted

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

Come on lad of course it was me on @ManUtd TV just now

[otterom @otterom]

Well, thanks, Usain.

Like people are expected to think the actual guy is calling. lol

I'd react the same way, TBH. https://t.co/joNymUAsGS

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A win that felt so good even @UsainBolt felt compelled to ring #MUTVHD! #MUFC

[otterom @otterom]

It's funny that she didn't use "her" vs Rousey's full name.

Guess it'll take a little longer to forget... https://t.co/wXd4VswYQV

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Amanda Nunes: "I knew I was going to kick the s---t out of Ronda Rousey. Forget about Ronda Rousey."

[otterom @otterom]

Let's not do this, guys. lol

Wait until Michigan steamrolls you next year. Then you can poke fun https://t.co/TdMJxomupR