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dying grad student and aspiring weaboo for philadelphia | (he/him)

[👑 @bronstephyaoi]

HES CHASING HOLEEEEE STEPHUSSY HERE WE COME 🐱😛😛😛😛

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Doing this with a girl from hinge after scoring a tap-in during my Tuesday night co-ed rec league match.

[shayma @roundthefurr]

mbappe’s dictatorship is literally the only thing that can save us from argentina winning the world cup again

[WORLD CULTURE 🌐 @pedestrian]

Scoring the equalizer against Argentina and immediately jumping the barrier to find your girl is a level of aura we will never see again

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[Snakes 🐍 @bow2thepaulgod]

McCain a Thunder, Grimes a laker, Oubre a pacer, 76ers lost their entire bisexual backcourt bruh.

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

Welcome back Wong Kar Wai

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

The offside rule was ALWAYS about a player being in an advanced position, not about some microscopic zoom-in on a body part. In the old days, if the players were "on the same line" to the naked eye, advantage was given to the offensive player. They've destroyed this great sport.

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

A diferença é que o beijo gay entre os mexicanos foi consensual…

[KayB @Kapuki6]

I miss when liking someone didn’t give you psychosis

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Incredible. He comes and kills a two month heater. He leaves and we witness the greatest comeback in basketball history

[LINK 🐂🫎 @DJProfessorL]

Most humanizing tweets I’ve ever seen from an NBA player

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he had a really rough 2011

[amandaaaaaaa @outmycoma]

This being when they overturned Roe v Wade.....the #real woker in these finals fuck that monk

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

Me on them 8 foot rims

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

Is it unethical for me to go on dates knowing I’m incapable of being loved at this specific time

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Shout out to Katie Porter for engaging in the proud progressive tradition of staying in the race long past when she could actually win, splitting the vote, and handing the election to a centrist Democrat that takes money from oil companies